From "Happy Endings: Bo Fight (#1.10)"
Aw c'mon bro, being a black guy is way harder than being a gay dude. Last night, I tried to hail a cab in a twelve hundred dollar suit. Dude drove right past me and picked up a white guy in a "Who Farted" t-shirt.
Oh boohoo. You can't get a cab. I can't get married, or into Heaven.
You don't want to do either of those things.