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: There's a stack of maps and paper in the liar. Kenzi
: I got a D in geography, babe.
: What language is this? It's like a cross between hieroglyphics and a doctor's prescription pad.
: Dude was like a fey Jerry Springer.
: Val? Kenzi
: Baba Yaga wasn't available?
: Everything okay? Kenzi
: Are you kidding me? It's better than Call of Duty 3.
: Kenzi? Kenzi
: Wha... What happened? Did I get roofied again?
: No, you wouldn't dare. Kenzi
: Oh yes, I would. I'm human remember? We drive SUV's, and we dump raw sewage into pretty lakes, and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means just one more cheeseburger.
: What, did the Norn also take your cojones? Huh? Dyson
: Actually, uhh... Kenzi
: What? When? Oh. You made a joke.
: I guess you bring out the worst in me. Kenzi
: We gotta get back the best of you.
: You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools.
: Oi, cupcakes, eh, toothpaste? Kenzi
: Footlocker. Bo
: And take off my kimono!
: Hey guys, how would I know if the dude was inside me? Detective Hale
: Been awhile?
: Man. Where am I? Lauren
: Who am I? Kenzi
: Why are my pants so tight? Dyson
: What the hell is on my face? Detective Hale
: Oh dear. Have we... Have we switched bodies?
: Uh, Bobo, I got the wolf junk, babe. Kenzi
: Don't touch it. Don't touch anything.
: Check me out! Kickin' it in the wolf man! Yeah! Kenzi
: Kenzi, sit down before you break something.
: And you. Kenzi
: Yes? Dyson
: You are weak, pathetic, and you need glasses. Kenzi
: oh, wow. That's... That's kind of mean. Dyson
: It's a miracle you've survived this long, Kenz. You might just be the strongest person I have ever met.
: [after Kenzi realizes Bo's not human
] Don't freak out. Kenzi
] I'm freaking out! Bo
] What did I just say?
: Don't freak out! Kenzi
: I'm freaking out. Bo
: What did I just say?
: Now we know, anyone could be Fae. Kenzi
: My bets on wiener dude.
: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome.
: Excuse me, Vex, dude. Look, I know you're all powerful and you could probably take me down too, but if you do, your boys are coming with me.
: If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future, anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive, massive, life ending blow to your head, by a totally awesome chick that rhymes with frenzy.
: You want some pancakes with that syrup? Kenzi
: One more word. One more word, and I'll be having siren with my syrup. Detective Hale
: You're getting nasty in your old age.
: How did you do that? Detective Hale
: I got skills. Kenzi
: Will you marry me? Detective Hale
: Nah, you drink too much.
: The Amazons won't listen to me. Kenzi
: Because of your stupid penis? Hale
: I prefer 'untested leadership'.
: Name? Kenzi
: [Southern accent
] Kenzi Von Clare. I'm Bo's honeybee, and I'm here for some sugar. Traso
: But... you're human! Kenzi
: Trust me: the shorter the lifespan, the deeper the quicksand!
: What happened? Kenzi
: The chic click didn't appreciate my accessorization skills. Especially when I tried to pierce Heather number one's nose with a pen!
: Hey. Did you guys get anything yet? Bo
: A lecture from the vice principal and 27 invitations to the dance. One delivered in soliloquy. Kenzi
: How nice! Bo
: You? Dyson
: A fist bump. Kenz, you? Kenzi
: Well I was attacked by rabid Muffys, manhandled by Coach 'Bitchy Butch' and I got detention. Bo
: We are not getting far are we? Kenzi
: Teen angst. Our greatest foe.
: Just a snack Kenzi
: Bo that's enough, Bo stop you're killing her, Bo stop! Bo stop its me. Bo
: I'm sorry, thanks for the cock block Kenzi
: Yeah, maybe next time I'll do it from a distance.
: It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen, and then to find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans. Kenzi
: I hate it when that happens.
: Oh, my god. Guys, this just in. You're a police man, who's also his own police dog! How did I not see this before? Seriously, dude!
: It's a pack thing, babe. Kenzi
: Oh, my god.
: My head is pounding harder than a sailor on shore leave.
: [Kenzi and Bo are shocked to see the Morrigan again
] Surprise!... and color me shocked. Imagine the unaligned succubus finally yanking her head from between her shapely legs and coming over to the only side that matters. Bo
: Well it wasn't by choice, lady and I'm having it annulled as soon as you give me Vex. The Morrigan
: Vex? Since when is that pervert capable of anything above the belt? Kenzi
: He imprisoned your brassy beaver.
[the Morrigan and Bo both look at Kenzi
: Right, Vex... Vex bad. Vex Messmer... poop.
: [scrubbing her mouth vigorously after ingesting human corpse-based soup
] Anybody got a breath mint?
: Thanks for another mind-blowing day. Bo
: You're welcome. Swamp freaks, headless guys, people eaters. You can't say I haven't introduced you to some intresting people. Kenzi
: No, ma'am. Here.
[Kenzi gives Bo an ice pack
: I hate this job. The pay is shit. It's dangerous as hell, but life with you, my dear, is never boring. Bo
: Right back at you.
: Every single snake at the zoo has disappeared! Kenzi
: Maybe they're on a plane?