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: Now, how would you describe the exact nature of the relationship? Dr. Gregory House
: Have you ever seen Wild Kingdom? Those insects that rip their partners' heads off after copulating. Dr. Lisa Cuddy
: It's a sexual relationship. Dr. Gregory House
: Go slowly now. He's writing it down.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
: I believe that I can still supervise Dr. House effectively, but we both want to follow hospital policy to the letter. Ernest
: Our concern is to make sure that there's no conflict of interest, no liability for the hospital... Dr. Lisa Cuddy
: You think we're gonna sue if things go south? Dr. Gregory House
: Let me tell you, she actually does go... Dr. Lisa Cuddy
: House. Let him talk.
: I know that you're not going to sue, because you are both going to sign love contracts, consensual relationship agreements. Dr. Gregory House
: Well, obviously outside counsel will have to review the crotchless undies clause.
: We'll also need to watch for any favoritism toward Dr. House. Dr. Gregory House
: Does that mean she has to sleep with everyone?
: Are there any supervisory issues with Dr. House's current caseload? Dr. Gregory House
: Nope. Current case is solved. Patient has long QT, we're gonna scare her into a cardiac arrest to confirm. Dr. Lisa Cuddy
: No, we're not. Dr. Gregory House
: Okay. No, we're not. See? Everything is under control.