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: What's a Surrogate doing here? Larry
: We're meeting with the lawyers. George Sr.
: So I hired this guy to be my eyes and ears. Michael
: You know, dad, this guy costs us a fortune. Larry
: He's worth every penny. George Sr.
: Hey, I didn't say that.
: Oh, I've had the time of my life. Lucille
: He's being sarcastic, GOB. Buster
: No, I'm not, mother. I mean, lover. Larry
: I like making love to mother. Buster
: I mean lover!
: What do you think, dad... a whole... tiny town? Larry
: Another brilliant idea, Einstein! Gob
: Really? You'll build it with me? George Sr.
: Larry never really knows how to sell the sarcasm.
: Why don't you volunteer for something? Larry
: I'll do anything to get out of this fucking apartment. Lucille
: You'll do anything to get out of fucking in this apartment. Larry
: Ah, you're drunk.
: Larry, go to a mirror! George Bluth Sr.
: You're fired! Larry
: I'm fired? What? And this is how you tell me? At a wedding? George Bluth Sr.
: You should not have said that! Larry
: You shouldn't have said anything!
: That's why I had this meeting here, so Dad could not interfere. Larry
: Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael
: I'm sorry, have we met? Bob Loblaw
: This is Larry Middleman, he's your father's surrogate. Michael
: Surrogate? Larry
: That's right, you dumb fuck! George Sr.
: I hired this guy to wear a camera in his hat so he could be my eyes and ears while I'm stuck in this penthouse. Larry
: This camera helps me keep tabs on you idiots... while this thing rubs my ankle raw. George Sr.
: I mean, look at this thing... Larry
: I can't even go in the hallway... George Sr.
: Without hearing that... Larry
: Beep. Beep. Beep.