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: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club. Drew Boley
: I'm in a boy band.
] Sherrie Christian
: You win.
: Drew... what's the name of your band, mate? Drew Boley
: Wolfgang Von Colt. Lonny
: ...and you're sticking with that are you? Drew Boley
: Yeah... Lonny
: [to audience
] Please welcome to the stage very poorly titled Wolfgang Van Colt! Drew Boley
: ...Von Colt. Lonny
: [to Drew
] It's not an improvement.
: Wolfgang VON Colt!
: [after Dennis has accepted Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act
] Okay. Call your band. Drew Boley
: [yells to Bourbon Room employees
] Guys! We're opening up for Arsenal!
[Drew's band mates drop what they're doing inside the club, run on stage
] Dennis Dupree
: Doesn't anyone just want to work in the bar industry anymore? Drew Boley
: Thank you! You won't regret this, we're gonna blow you away. Dennis Dupree
: Oh, you're gonna blow me all right. Okay, three songs, no covers. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking... Dennis Dupree
: [looks at watch
: [trying to convince Dennis to use Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act
] And he'll do it for free! Besides, nobody cares about the opening act anyway. Sherrie Christian
: [turns to Drew
] No offense! Sherrie Christian
, Drew Boley
: None taken!
: Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt. Not 'Joshy-Z', or the 'Z Guyz'. Paul Gill
: It's not the Z Guyz, it's 'Z-Guyeezz'. Drew Boley
: ...Z-Guyeezz? Paul Gill
: Double the E, double the Z, double the flava! Drew Boley
] What does the 'Z' even stand for? Paul Gill
] Um... nothing! You're over-thinking it! Look, names that end in 'Z' are very popular among the 14-21 audience. We did a whole focus group on this. Numbers don't lie.
: [after Drew quits the boy band
] Rock is dead! Drew Boley
: Rock is not dead!
[Hey Man punches Paul
] Drew Boley
: Alright Hey Man!