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: [after Fred talks to a Chinese Woman
] What'd she say? Was it about me? Fred O'Hare
: She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freaks her out.
: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit. David Hasselhoff
: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.
Voice at Playboy Mansion
: [Through an intercom
] Listen, this is the Playboy Mansion, not a hotel. E.B.
: [Looking into a map
] I know, but it says 'Since 1971 the Playboy Mansion has been home to many sexy bunnies.' Voice at Playboy Mansion
: I can't even see you. Step closer. E.B.
: [Stepping closer, face still in map
] I'm just saying, I am a bunny and am incredibly sexy. Voice at Playboy Mansion
: I don't have time for this.
[Clicks intercom off
: Hello? Hello? Ugh, this must the rags part of my rags-to-riches story.
: Fred, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot. You said some things, I flooded some things. Let's start over, okay?
: [to Jack Frost
] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds north for the winter. Easter Bunny
: And you kill fruit.
: Frost, you herald a season. You're not a holiday. Tooth Fairy
: You're the best friend, not the leading man. Easter Bunny
: And you kill fruit!
: I'm the fucking Easter Bunny!
: I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.
: [singing; repeated line
] Let that merry melody / Send you skippin' down the path / Send you skippin' down the path / Send you skippin' down the path to discovery.