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, Guru Larry
: Merry Christmas.
: Christmas Vacation 2? Are you serious? Mike J
: I'm afraid so. Guru Larry
: Fuck that, I'm getting out of here.
: It turns out that the monkey's smarter than Eddie, which means Eddie for some reason has to get fired. Guru Larry
: For some reason, they decided to stop Eddie's character from being a bit of an idiot to someone who's completely retarded.
: So not only is Eddie retarded, but he can also change the laws of physics.
: Look, seriously, why do they have to keep calling each other "Cousin" all the time? I mean, I've got a cousin, but I don't keep calling him Cousin Frank all the time. Mike J
: So what do you call him? Guru Larry
: Some old fucker then shows up and introduces himself as Uncle Nick.
: Oh look, a farting dog in an airport. How amusing.
: Eric Idle? Bloody hell, you should be ashamed of yourself, man.
Man in Airport
: I'm English. Mike J
, Guru Larry
: Me too! Mike J
: No you're not, you still haven't got any tea.
: Really? One hour later and he just thinks of the key? Guru Larry
: What, were you expecting a little joke out of that build up? Mike J
: Good point.
: Again, was that a joke?
: What? The boat wasn't even stuck? Why didn't they just drive away then? Mike J
: Larry, you don't drive a boat. Guru Larry
: What do you do, then? Mike J
: You sail a boat.
: How many shots do we need to see panning across that woman? Mike J
: One more?
: Oh look, it's that joke again. Is it funny yet?
: Just like Tom fucking Hanks. Guru Larry
: Don't you EVER speak badly of Tom Hanks!
: You know, my uncle used to greet me like that. Guru Larry
: I'm sorry to hear that. Mike J
: Don't be, he was my favorite uncle.
: [Larry laughs hysterically
] Do you genuinely find that funny? Guru Larry
: What? Oh, no, no, I was just thinking about something else. Mike J
: What was it? Guru Larry
: A shoe. Mike J
: What was it about the shoe? Guru Larry
: Just a shoe. Mike J
: Ha, you're right, it is funnier than this movie.
, Mike J
, Guru Larry
, That Chick With The Goggles
, Little Miss Gamer
, The Last Angry Geek
: I believe in Santa Christ!
: What is an island Christmas? Luca
: Well every year, we celebrate the things that we're most thankful for. Guru Larry
: Isn't that Thanksgiving?
: Looking down on us all. Dr. Insano
: Of course, don't you know anything about science? Bennett the Sage
: There would be better books on his show. Guru Larry
: But Quesada sold them to Mephisto. MasakoX
: And now there's nothing left to do. L. Lovhaug
: But share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you. Ensign Monroe
: Linkara! Paw
: He is a man. Punch! KaiserNeko
: What's that on his arm?
[cut to a sign that says "Linkara" sitting beside his bear
] Dr. Gonzo
: Can't seem to fix the continuity alarm.