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Guru Larry (Character)
from Kickassia (2010) (V)

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"Shameful Sequels: Christmas Vacation 2: Part 1 (#2.13)" (2010)
Mike J, Guru Larry: Merry Christmas.

Guru Larry: Christmas Vacation 2? Are you serious?
Mike J: I'm afraid so.
Guru Larry: Fuck that, I'm getting out of here.

Mike J: It turns out that the monkey's smarter than Eddie, which means Eddie for some reason has to get fired.
Guru Larry: For some reason, they decided to stop Eddie's character from being a bit of an idiot to someone who's completely retarded.

Guru Larry: So not only is Eddie retarded, but he can also change the laws of physics.

Guru Larry: Look, seriously, why do they have to keep calling each other "Cousin" all the time? I mean, I've got a cousin, but I don't keep calling him Cousin Frank all the time.
Mike J: So what do you call him?
Guru Larry: Tom.

Guru Larry: Some old fucker then shows up and introduces himself as Uncle Nick.

Guru Larry: Oh look, a farting dog in an airport. How amusing.

Guru Larry: Eric Idle? Bloody hell, you should be ashamed of yourself, man.

Man in Airport: I'm English.
Mike J, Guru Larry: Me too!
Mike J: No you're not, you still haven't got any tea.

Mike J: Really? One hour later and he just thinks of the key?
Guru Larry: What, were you expecting a little joke out of that build up?
Mike J: Good point.

Guru Larry: Again, was that a joke?

Guru Larry: What? The boat wasn't even stuck? Why didn't they just drive away then?
Mike J: Larry, you don't drive a boat.
Guru Larry: What do you do, then?
Mike J: You sail a boat.

Guru Larry: How many shots do we need to see panning across that woman?
Mike J: One more?

Guru Larry: Oh look, it's that joke again. Is it funny yet?

Mike J: Just like Tom fucking Hanks.
Guru Larry: Don't you EVER speak badly of Tom Hanks!

Mike J: You know, my uncle used to greet me like that.
Guru Larry: I'm sorry to hear that.
Mike J: Don't be, he was my favorite uncle.

Mike J: [Larry laughs hysterically] Do you genuinely find that funny?
Guru Larry: What? Oh, no, no, I was just thinking about something else.
Mike J: What was it?
Guru Larry: A shoe.
Mike J: What was it about the shoe?
Guru Larry: Just a shoe.
Mike J: Ha, you're right, it is funnier than this movie.

Kickassia (2010) (V)
Sean, Mike J, Guru Larry, That Chick With The Goggles, Coldguy, Little Miss Gamer, Lanipator, KaiserNeko, Dominic, The Last Angry Geek: I believe in Santa Christ!

"Shameful Sequels: Christmas Vacation 2: Part 2 (#2.14)" (2010)
Eddie: What is an island Christmas?
Luca: Well every year, we celebrate the things that we're most thankful for.
Guru Larry: Isn't that Thanksgiving?

"Atop the Fourth Wall: Sonic Live (#3.38)" (2010)
JewWario: Looking down on us all.
Dr. Insano: Of course, don't you know anything about science?
Bennett the Sage: There would be better books on his show.
Guru Larry: But Quesada sold them to Mephisto.
MasakoX: And now there's nothing left to do.
L. Lovhaug: But share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.
Ensign Monroe: Linkara!
Paw: He is a man. Punch!
KaiserNeko: What's that on his arm?
[cut to a sign that says "Linkara" sitting beside his bear]
Dr. Gonzo: Can't seem to fix the continuity alarm.