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Khalil (Character)
from Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

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Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)
Self-Help Tape Voice: You are a skilled metal worker.
Khalil: I am a skilled metal worker? Oh, I did not know that!

Khalil: Now you are sad, my friend. Something about Ninevah makes you sad?
Jonah: Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
Khalil: Oh, you do not have to tell me. Because I already know.
Jonah: You do?
Khalil: Oh, yes. There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting for you, but your job is in the way. Her father is the head of an international band of camel thieves. Today you sail out to Tarshish to deliver a message to the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love!
[pause]
Khalil: Insight runs very deep in my family.

Jonah: We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?
Khalil: Of course! Digestion runs very deep in my family.

Khalil: I am a caterpillar. Well, that's not entirely true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: [the Pirates and Jonah are on trial and the city official addresses the crowd] People of Nineveh! These four men and that small...
[pause]
City Official, Crazy Jopponian: whatever it is!
Khalil: I am a caterpiller! Well that is only half true.
City Official, Crazy Jopponian: ...have been found guilty of high thievery against the royal city of Nineveh. For their punishment:
[shouts]
City Official, Crazy Jopponian: The Slap of No Return!
Larry: [the entire audience of Ninevites are all laughing] What's so funny?


Bellybutton (2004)
Khalil: You say your bellybutton's missing/There's no reason for alarm/It's a common thing for gourds/It won't do you any harm/You're technically a fruit/And with that much being said/Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!/You may opt for a prosthetic/But of course you'd have to know/It'd be covered by your shirt/But not your HMO!