From "Night Court: Pick a Number (#2.4)"
Harry T. Stone
Bull! Explain to this man the penalty for harassing a judge.
Uh, Section 4-C of the Penal Code, wherein the bailiff is encouraged to... pull the assailant's ears behind his head and tie them in a knot!
That's not... really a law, is it?
[Bull takes a step towards him
Gotcha! It's probably a regional thing, you know...