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: [after Fessal accidentally blows himself up
] Is he a martyr or is he a Jalfrezi?
: [to Sophia
] I'm taking my team up to the top floor now. I'll see you up there.
: You're gonna die in that gear lads Omar
: More than likely, but it's for a good cause
: We'll blow something up. Omar
: What we gonna blow up Waj? Waj
: You're confused bro. Waj
: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face.
: [shouting as he sticks his head through from the boot of the car
] Alright Omar! I'm letting you go to Pakistan! My unit, stays here! But my unit's the main unit! Omar
: Barry, shut up, mate! 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out! Barry
: Not if you're not here, you won't!
[Waj shoves Barry's head back through into the boot of the car
: [car breaks down
] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it! Omar
: Did you fix this then, Barry? Barry
: Yes, I fixed it! Omar
: Did ya? Barry
: It's the parts... they're Jewish. Omar
: What parts in a car are Jewish?
: Hmm? Fessal
: Spark plugs. Barry
: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
: Soph, I can't even get them to stir their tea without smashing a window.
: Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister! Omar
: Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11? Barry
: That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!
: Why not come to our study group, Omar? Omar
: What, and get a four-hour dose of that face? The floaty face of the wise bird, hovering on a million quotes, about to do a massive wisdom shit on my head.
: You're gonna do what I do, bruv? Waj
: Yeah, bruv. Omar
: I'm gonna give myself up, bruv.