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Scootaloo (Character)
from "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" (2010)

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"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Show Stoppers (#1.18)" (2011)
Applejack: Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse.
[silence]
Applejack: Well, don't thank me all at once. This was my clubhouse when I was your age. Sure it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uh... TLC.
Scootaloo: TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?

Sweetie Belle: Hey Scoot! How's the song going?
Scootaloo: Pbht!
[blows a raspberry]
Sweetie Belle: Pbht? Oh my! Sounds serious.

Scootaloo: I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like, really hard.
Sweetie Belle: Oh, they can't be *that* bad...
[reads what Scootaloo's written]
Sweetie Belle: "With our cutie marks, we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digest-ia"? Um... Well... these are good but... How about after "We fight the fight... There is nothing that we fear/We'll have to figure out what we'll do next/Till our cutie marks are here"?
Scootaloo: Wow! That's so awesome! Did you just come up with that now?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah... kind of.
Scootaloo: Thanks, I'm totally using that.

Scootaloo: OK, so that's six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah... Instructions on how to use six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.

Twilight Sparkle: "Ghosts, Goblins, and Ghoulish Figures"? Good heavens, girls, what do you need a book like this for?
Scootaloo: You'll see, thanks Twilight! We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it.
[runs out of the library]
Twilight Sparkle: What do you think they're up to?
Spike: I have no idea, and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out.

Sweetie Belle: [to Sunny Days and Peachy Pie, going on for their act] Break a leg!
Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle! What a thing to say!
Sweetie Belle: No, no, no. You see, in the theater it's considered bad luck to say "good luck". So you say "break a leg" instead.
Twilight Sparkle: [comes up to them] My little ponies! How are you doing?
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Nervous...
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. You're gonna be amazing. Remember, just stick to what you know best. I can't wait to hear you sing, Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle: Why does everypony always think I'm gonna sing?
Scootaloo: Actually, Twilight Sparkle, I'm the main singer tonight.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh?
Apple Bloom: And I'm the main dancer. Hai-ya!
[does a kick in the air]
Twilight Sparkle: [getting worried] Oh?
Sweetie Belle: And I'm in charge of...
Twilight Sparkle: [increasingly worried, seeing that the girls are trying the wrong talents] Costumes?
Sweetie Belle: And sets and props. How'd you know?
Twilight Sparkle: Really, girls? Are you sure...
Cheerilee: Cutie Mark Crusaders, you're on next. Break a leg.
Twilight Sparkle: [the girls run towards the wings of the stage] Break a le...
Apple Bloom: [trips] Ugh!
Twilight Sparkle: Uh... good luck!

Scootaloo: [singing in the style of an 1980s power rock ballad] Look, here are three little ponies/Ready to sing for this crowd/Listen up, 'cause here's our story/I'm gonna sing it...
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: very loud!

Scootaloo: [first verse] When you're a younger pony /And your flank is very bare/Feels like the sun will never come/When your cutie mark's not there/So the three of us fight the fight/There is nothing that we fear/We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Till our cutie marks are here!

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: [refrain] We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders/On a quest to find out who we are/And we will never stop the journey/Not until we have our cutie marks!

Scootaloo: [second verse] They all say that you'll get your mark/When the time is really right/And you know just what you're supposed to do/And your talent comes to light/But it's not as easy as it sounds/And that waiting's hard to do/So we test our talents everywhere...
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Until our face is blue!
[refrain twice]

Twilight Sparkle: [the girls have just discovered that their performance did not earn them their cutie marks] Congratulations, ponies! Job well done.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: [sadly] Thanks, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, you don't sound too excited.
Scootaloo: [sigh] We worked really hard and won a prize but we still don't have our cutie marks.
Sweetie Belle: Which is the prize we really wanted.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, girls...
Apple Bloom: But we think we know why.
Sweetie Belle: Yes. We know why.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh? Tell me. I'd love to make a special report to the Princess.
Sweetie Belle: Well, maybe we were trying too hard?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes? And...
Scootaloo: And instead of forcing ourselves to do something that's not meant for us...
Twilight Sparkle: [thinking they're going to "get" it] Yes? Yes?
Apple Bloom: We each should be embracing our true talent!
Twilight Sparkle: And that is...?
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Comedy!
[they had won the talent show's first prize for best comedy act]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Hearts and Hooves Day (#2.17)" (2012)
Apple Bloom: We just wanted to let you know that we think you're the best teacher in the whole wide world! And we think you're super! And that we love you so so much! And we want you to have the best Hearts and Hooves Day...
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Ever!
Cheerilee: Thank you so much girls. I love it, I really do.
Sweetie Belle: I'm sure it's nothing compared to the gifts you've gotten from your... very special *somepony*.
Cheerilee: Oh, I don't have a very special somepony at the moment.
Apple Bloom: Really?
Sweetie Belle: How could somepony as amazing as you not have a very special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?
Cheerilee: It's alright Sweetie Belle. I have lots of good friends and wonderful students who care about me very much. I'm gonna have an absolutely terrific Hearts and Hooves Day. Alright everypony, who's ready to play "pin the heart on the pony"?

Sweetie Belle - singing: Cheerilee is sweet and kind./She's the best teacher we could hope for!/The perfect stallion you and I must find./One to really make her heart soar! Buuut... /This one's too young/This one's too old./He clearly has a terrible cold!
Sick pony: Achoo!
Apple Bloom: This guy's too silly/He's way too uptight.
Uptight pony: I say!
Sweetie Belle - singing: Well nothing's wrong with this one,/He seems alright!
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.

Sweetie Belle - singing: How 'bout this one?
Apple Bloom: [singing; a disco pony] He's much too flashy.
Scootaloo: [speaking] He might do.
Sweetie Belle - singing, Apple Bloom: [singing, a stallion runs by them through a puddle] If he weren't so splashy.
Apple Bloom: Too short,
Sweetie Belle - singing: Too tall,
Apple Bloom: Too clean,
Scootaloo: Too smelly!
Sweetie Belle - singing: [a grey stallion in large jelly jars, covered in blue jelly, slowly rises out of one of the jars] He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly!
[the girls sigh]

Apple Bloom: [singing] I don't think that we're mistaken./It seems all the good ones are taken.
Sweetie Belle - singing: I really feel that at this rate,/We'll never find the perfect date.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle - singing: Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: [to Big Macintosh] Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Sweetie Belle - singing: Oh please, oh please, oh please say...
Big Macintosh: Nope.
Sweetie Belle - singing: [the girls gasp happily] We did it girls, we've found the one!/Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: [song instruments pause] Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you talkin' about my brother?
[song ends]

Scootaloo: [gasp] They're coming! This is gonna be perfect. Miss Cheerilee is gonna have the best Hearts and Hooves Day ever.
Sweetie Belle: With her new very special somepony.
[the girls giggle]
Cheerilee: Hi girls.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Hi Miss Cheerilee.
Cheerilee: So you three said you needed help identifying a tree you found here near the gazebo?
[they point to an apple tree a couple of yards away]
Cheerilee: [dryly] That's an apple tree.
Apple Bloom: *Is it?*
[the girls giggle again, Big Mac arrives]
Apple Bloom: Oh, sorry big brother. We went and fixed up the gazebo all on our own. See?
Scootaloo: As long as you're here, why not have a bite to eat from this romantic-looking picnic? Oh gosh, seems like there's only room for two.
Apple Bloom: I guess we'll just be going then.

Scootaloo: [hiding in a bush with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom] You really think this'll work?
Sweetie Belle: [they are a good distance away from Cheerilee and Big Mac] Of course it will work, they're perfect for each other.
Cheerilee: [to Big Mac, a gramophone is playing soft music] Beautiful day we're having.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Cheerilee: Any big plans for tonight?
Big Macintosh: Nope.
Apple Bloom: [to her friends] Oh come on Miss Cheerilee, ask him to be your very special somepony.
Sweetie Belle: [gasp] Ohmigosh, look.
Cheerilee: Big Mac...
Big Macintosh: Eeyup?
Cheerilee: You have something stuck in your teeth.
[the record needle scratches]
Sweetie Belle: [pops out of the bush] AW COME ON!

Cheerilee: [after drinking the potion the girls made] Big Mac?
Big Macintosh: [also affected] Yup?
Cheerilee: Will you be my very special somepony?
Big Macintosh: [smitten] Eeyup.
Sweetie Belle: YES!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: [sing-song voice] He's her special somepony. She's his special somepony.
Cheerilee: He's my special somepony.
Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: [cooing] Aww.
Cheerilee: [overly affectionate] He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.
Big Macintosh: You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.
Apple Bloom: Did *he* just say...
Cheerilee: You're my cutie-patootie lovie-dovie honey-bunny.
Big Macintosh: You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.
Apple Bloom: Big Mac! Hey! *Hello*! What's going on?
Sweetie Belle: Miss Cheerilee, are you alright?
Cheerilee: I have a special somepony. A kissy-wissy snuggy-wuggy sugar bear.
Sweetie Belle: I think we may have given them too big of a nudge.
Big Macintosh: You're my cuddly-wuddly boopsie-woopsie pumpkin pie.
Scootaloo: Ya think?

Sweetie Belle: Gosh, you two are so in love, the next thing you know, you'll be *getting married*.
Cheerilee, Big Macintosh: Married?
Sweetie Belle: That's right. Maaariiied.
Cheerilee, Big Macintosh: Married.
Scootaloo: [vomiting noise] Ugh.
Apple Bloom: 'Course, if you're gonna get married, you wanna pick out a really nice diamond for your
[belch]
Apple Bloom: ugh... shmoopy-doopy-uh-pookie-pie.
Big Macintosh: Diamond!
[he runs out through the door, breaking it]
Cheerilee: [distressed] Shmoopy!
[tries to follow him]
Scootaloo: Don't you think you should start looking for your wedding dress? You'll wanna look your best for your... honey-bunny snuggle-baby.
Cheerilee: Oh, dress!
[she breaks down the wall next to the door in her rush to get out]
Sweetie Belle: Now we just need to *keep* them apart.

Apple Bloom: [one hour has passed and the spell on Cheerilee and Big Mac has been broken] Oh please be normal, please be normal.
Cheerilee: Am I wearing a wedding veil?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Cheerilee: Are you sitting on a feather bed in a hole in the ground?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Cheerilee: Girls! Can you explain why I look like I'm getting married at the bottom of a pit?
Sweetie Belle: We may have given you the teeny-tiniest bit of love potion... that may have turned out to *actually* be a love *poison*, and you may have gone just a *teeny*-tiniest bit nutty.
Apple Bloom: But we only did it because we thought you and Big Mac would be really happy if you could be each others very special someponies on Hearts and Hooves Day.
Scootaloo: Our hearts and hooves were in the right place.
Cheerilee: We appreciate that you care about us and want us to be happy but...
Apple Bloom: But no matter how good our intentions might have been, we shoulda never meddled in your relationship.
Scootaloo: No pony can force two ponies to be together.
Sweetie Belle: It's up to everypony to choose that very special somepony for themselves.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: We're sorry.
Cheerilee: And you can think about how sorry you are while you're doing all of Big Mac's chores at Sweet Apple Acres. Does that seem like a fair punishment to you?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Stare Master (#1.17)" (2011)
Fluttershy: So, what should we do?
Scootaloo: I'm gonna get my mark first!
Fluttershy: Girls...
Sweetie Belle: Nuh-uh!
Fluttershy: Shouldn't we...
Apple Bloom: *I* am!

Scootaloo: We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!
Apple Bloom: And we wanna crusade for our cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: And we um... Yeah what they said!

Apple Bloom: [about to fix a table they broke, Apple Bloom requests a hammer from Scootaloo] Hammer!
Scootaloo: [Scootaloo grabs a hammer from the basket next to her and passes it down to Apple Bloom through Sweetie Belle] Hammer.
Sweetie Belle: [requests a hammer] Hammer!
Scootaloo: [gives her one] Hammer.
Scootaloo: Hammer!
[pause]
Scootaloo: [she picks up a hammer for herself] Hammer.
[the girls nod to each other and begin attacking the table]

Sweetie Belle: Um... that doesn't look like a table.
Scootaloo: We were making a table?
Apple Bloom: Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery.
Scootaloo: We are definitely not Cutie Mark Carpenters.
Sweetie Belle: Who wants a picture of a hammer on their flank anyway?

Fluttershy: Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?
Apple Bloom: A game?
Fluttershy: It's called "Shh."
Scootaloo: What's that?
Fluttershy: Well... It's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? I'm the world champ, you know. I betcha can't beat me! ~Squee~
[she inhales and energetically holds her breath]
Scootaloo: [after a second or two] I lose!
Sweetie Belle: Me too!
Apple Bloom: Me three!
[they all dash off the couch]

Apple Bloom: How about "Cutie Mark Crusader Coal Miners"?
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo: [popping their heads out of the chimney/fireplace] YAY!
Fluttershy: NO!
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo: Awww...

Apple Bloom: [the girls are searching for one of Fluttershy's chickens in the forest at night] Oh wait, *now* I know how to call a chicken... Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!
Scootaloo: That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Apple Bloom: Y'also forgot how to call a chicken.

Apple Bloom: [Fluttershy is putting the girls to bed] How are we gonna find our special talent in our sleep?
Fluttershy: [blows out candle] Maybe you'll have a lovely little dream about your special talent.
Scootaloo: But we're not even tired!
Fluttershy: How about I sing you a lullaby?
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: Mm-hmm, yeah!
Fluttershy: [clears her throat and sings softly] Hush now, quiet now/It's time to lay your sleepy head/Hush now, quiet now/It's time to go to bed...
Sweetie Belle: I know this one!
Fluttershy: Oh, how wonderful! Why don't you sing it with me?
Sweetie Belle - singing: [clears throat, stands up in bed, and starts singing loudly in a "gospel" style] Hush now! Quiet now!/Cause it's time to lay your sleepy head!/Said hush now! Quiet now!/Cause it's time to go to bed!
Fluttershy: Okay, Sweetie, that was...
Sweetie Belle - singing: Driftin' off to sleep!/The exciting day behind you!/Driftin' off to sleep!/Let the joy of daylight find you!
Fluttershy: Thank you, Sweetie, um...
Sweetie Belle - singing: [goes up a key] Hush now! Quiet now!/Lay your sleepy head!/Said hush now! Quiet now!/It's time to go to bed!
[finishes stylishly]
Sweetie Belle - singing: OW!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Cutie Mark Chronicles (#1.23)" (2011)
Apple Bloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great *safe* idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah! And we can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville.
Apple Bloom: Applejack!
Sweetie Belle: Rarity!
Scootaloo: Come on, guys, I said "cool"! You know who I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything!
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle: Pinkie Pie?
Scootaloo: No! The greatest flyer ever to come out of Cloudsdale.
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy?
Scootaloo: No! Rainbow Dash!
Apple Bloom: Oh! Yeah, that makes much more sense.

Princess Celestia: You have a very special gift. I don't think I've ever come across a unicorn with your raw abilities.
Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
Princess Celestia: But you need to learn to tame these abilities through focused study.
Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, I'd like to make you my own personal protege here at the school.
Young Twilight Sparkle: HUH?
Princess Celestia: Well?
[Twilight looks at her parents, who nod enthusiastically]
Young Twilight Sparkle: YES!
Princess Celestia: One other thing, Twilight.
[Twilight looks at her hindquarters]
Young Twilight Sparkle: More? My cutie mark!
[she begins prancing around Princess Celestia in happiness]
Young Twilight Sparkle: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...
Twilight Sparkle: [present day, Twilight prances around the Cutie Mark Crusaders] ... yesyesyesyes...
Apple Bloom: Okay, okay.
Sweetie Belle: We're happy for you, Twilight.
Scootaloo: Yeah, thrilled. Let's get out of here while we still can.
Twilight Sparkle: ...yesyes, YEEEES!
Passerby: Are you okay?
Twilight Sparkle: [giggle] Um... yes.

Scootaloo: [towing Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle in a wagon attached to her scooter] Aw, why don't ever smash into Rainbow Dash?
Pinkie Pie: [popping out of the back of the wagon wearing a helmet like the other girls] You're looking for Rainbow Dash? If I was her, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Of course, if I was anyone, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Hey! I have an idea! Wanna go to Sugarcube Corner?

Pinkie Pie: [narrating] My sisters and I were raised on a rock farm outside of Ponyville. We spent our days working the fields. There was no talking. There was no smiling. *sigh* There were only rocks. We were in the south field, preparing to rotate the rocks to the east field when all of a sudden...
[a large rainbow appears in the sky and makes Pinkie's hair poof out, previously being completely straight]
Pinkie Pie: I never felt joy like that before. It felt so good I just wanted to keep smiling forever. And I wanted everyone I knew to smile too, but rainbows don't come along that often. I wondered, how else could I create some smiles?
[young Pinkie dashes off with an idea]
Pinkie's father: [the next day] We'd better harvest the rocks from the south field.
Pinkie's mother: Pinkamina Diane Pie! Is that you?
Young Pinkie Pie: [pops her head out of the doorway of the silo, where loud polka music is coming from] Mom! I need you and Dad and the sisters to come in. Quick!
[her family walks in]
Young Pinkie Pie: Surprise! You like it? It's called... a party!
[her family struggles with their facial expressions for a few seconds]
Young Pinkie Pie: Oh. You don't like it.
[they suddenly burst into smiles]
Young Pinkie Pie: *GASP* You like it! I'm so happy!
[young Pinkie gets her cutie mark]
Pinkie Pie: [back on Scootaloo's scooter-pulling-a-wagon] And that's how Equestria was made!
Scootaloo: Wha... huh?
Apple Bloom: Look! We're here!
[Sugarcube Corner]
Pinkie Pie: Maybe on the way home I can tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem!
Sweetie Belle: Oh, come on. She's just being Pinkie Pie.

Scootaloo: Ugh! These namby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to our cutie marks! They're all about finding who you really are and boring stuff like that.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Lesson Zero (#2.3)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: [Twilight teleports herself inside the three girls' beach ball, exploding it; she greets them with a mentally-disturbed smile] Hi girls!
Apple Bloom: Oh, hi Twilight. How's it go...
Twilight Sparkle: [clearly mentally disturbed] Gr-eat. Just great. You three look like you're doing great too! Looks like three good friends who obviously don't need the help of another good friend.
[takes out her doll]
Twilight Sparkle: This is Smarty Pants. She was mine when I was your age, and now I want to give her to you!
Scootaloo: [not impressed] Uhh... she's... great.
Apple Bloom: Yeah. Great.
Sweetie Belle: I really... like her... mane?
Twilight Sparkle: She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!
[brings out notebook and quill and gives them to two of the girls]
Scootaloo: That's... um... great.
Apple Bloom: Yeah... great.
Scootaloo: I really like her... mane?

Scootaloo: [all three have been affected by Twilight's "Want it, Need it" spell, to her Smarty Pants doll] I want it!
Apple Bloom: I need it!
Sweetie Belle: I really like her mane!

Twilight Sparkle: [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle continue to fight over Smarty Pants because of Twilight's spell; she gives an annoyed groan] Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!
Big Macintosh: [sees them fighting] ... Eeyup.
[he picks the doll out of their cloudball of violence]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?
Big Macintosh: [suddenly affected by the spell himself] Mmnope.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no!
Apple Bloom: Give her back!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: [Overlapping lines: Don't touch it!, it's mine, etc]
Mayor of Ponyville: [relaxing in a field] What's all the commotion about?
Dizzy Twister: [affected by the spell] They're fighting over that doll!
Bon Bon: [affected by the spell] That incredible, amazing doll!
[many ponies begin fighting and arguing over the doll, including the mayor]
Twilight Sparkle: [trying to cancel the spell] Can't... get... a clear shot!
Mayor of Ponyville: Gimme!
Big Macintosh: Nope.
[he blasts the pile of ponies everywhere]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, what have I done?

Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed groan] Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!
Big Macintosh: [sees the girls fighting over Twilight's doll] ... Eeyup.
[he carefully pulls the doll out of the ball of violence]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?
Big Macintosh: [overcome by the "Want It, Need It" spell] Mmnope.
[he runs off with the doll, and the three girls chase him]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no!
Apple Bloom: Give her back!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: [don't touch it, it's mine, etc]
Mayor of Ponyville: [relaxing in the field that Big Mac and the Cutie Mark Crusaders run through] What's all the commotion about?
Dizzy Twister: [affected by the spell] They're fighting over that doll!
Bon Bon: [also affected] That incredible, amazing doll!
[many ponies argue and fight over the doll]
Twilight Sparkle: [trying to deactivate the spell as the doll is fought over] Can't... get... a clear shot!
[grunting]
Mayor of Ponyville: Gimme!
Big Macintosh: Nope.
[he blasts away many ponies across the horizon and breaks free of the ponypile]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, what have I done?


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Family Appreciation Day (#2.12)" (2012)
Apple Bloom: I'll be embarrassed, shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate...
Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?
Sweetie Belle: Snap out of it. We're here to help you!
Scootaloo: After all, we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders. We'll figure out a way to postpone your presentation.
Apple Bloom: But how? Ugh! All this worry is makin' me sick!
Sweetie Belle: Sick?
Scootaloo: [jumps up and hits a lantern, turning it on] That's it! C'mon!

Granny Smith: [after she finishes her story, most of Apple Bloom's classmates are clapping] Oh, thank you kindly, little ponies. Oh, now now, let's settle down.
Scootaloo: So if it weren't for you and the zap apples, Ponyville wouldn't even exist?
Granny Smith: Darn tootin', little filly!
Apple Bloom: [to Diamond Tiara] If it weren't for my Granny Smith, your daddy wouldn't have Barnyard Bargains.
[other classmates agree]
Diamond Tiara: But - But she's just a... kooky old lady!
Apple Bloom: She is not a kooky old lady! She is the most amazing pony in all of Ponyville!

Scootaloo: I think this is the best zap apple jam I've tasted yet!
Sweetie Belle: Must be 'cause you had something to do with it, Apple Bloom.
Granny Smith: You betcha. Apple Bloom is one humdinger of a zap apple jammer!
Apple Bloom: I am?
[she hugs Granny]
Applejack: So I take it Family Appreciation Day went well?
Apple Bloom: Did it? My Granny Smith is super special! I just forgot that for a little while.
Granny Smith: Aw, don't fret. I forget things all the time. Now, I'll get you...
[trailing off, mumbling]
Granny Smith: ... something.
[Apple Bloom smiles and hugs her again]
Applejack: Who wants to help Granny sing to the water?
Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Twist, Truffle Shuffle: We do, we do!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Call of the Cutie (#1.12)" (2011)
Scootaloo: I said, you got a problem with blank flanks?
Silver Spoon: The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.
Sweetie Belle: No, it means she's full of potential.
Scootaloo: It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, like, *endless*.
Sweetie Belle: She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...
Scootaloo: ...*and* she's not stuck being *stuck-up* like you two.

Apple Bloom: You don't have any cutie marks *either*? I thought I was the only one!
Scootaloo: We thought we were the only two...
Twilight Sparkle: I, for one, think you are *three* very lucky fillies...

Scootaloo: What do you say we celebrate with these delicious cupcakes?
Apple Bloom: [stops her] Not the cupcakes! Trust me...


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Cutie Pox (#2.6)" (2011)
[first lines]
Apple Bloom: Today's the day, Cutie Mark Crusaders! I can just feel it! Today's the day we are all gonna get our cutie marks in... bowlin'!
Scootaloo: Woohoo!
Sweetie Belle: [holding a bag in her mouth] Wooo!
[spits out bag]
Sweetie Belle: I mean, yay!
Apple Bloom: Why, after today, we won't even be the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore! We'll be the... the Three Strikes!
Scootaloo: That makes us sound like we've struck out.
Apple Bloom: Mmm. How 'bout the Pin Twins?
Sweetie Belle: But there are three of us.
Apple Bloom: Okay then... Um... the Bowling Dolls!
Sweetie Belle: The Bowling Dolls! That's it!
Scootaloo: Perfect!
Apple Bloom: All righty then! Let's bowl 'em over!

Applejack: I sure am proud of you, sis. Seems like you finally learned the importance of patience.
Apple Bloom: Yup! All good things come to those who wait.
[short pause]
Apple Bloom: Well! I've waited long enough.
Scootaloo: Actually, that was *way* too long.
Applejack: What?


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Ponyville Confidential (#2.23)" (2012)
Diamond Tiara: [early in the morning] That's it, Gabby Gums is out of time. Run these instead, I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville!
[she hands him a folder with an alternate article]
Press Pony: Yes, ma'am!
Sweetie Belle: [walks into the room with Apple Bloom and Scootaloo] Stop the presses!
Press Pony: Uh... they haven't started yet.
Scootaloo: We have a Gabby Gums column!
[holds up a notepad]
Diamond Tiara: Hmph, you're lucky I'm nice.
[she tosses the column to the transcribers, who begin typing it]
Diamond Tiara: This better not happen again, or else.

Sweetie Belle: [voice over of their final letter] To the citizens of Ponyville, for some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt and the hottest buzz. But this will be my final piece. We want to apologize for the pain and embarrassment we've caused.
Apple Bloom: Y'see, I'm actually three little fillies, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo.
Scootaloo: As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype. We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, but we ignored the guilt because everypony seemed to want to read what we were writing.
Sweetie Belle: From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy, and we won't engage in hurtful gossip any more.
Apple Bloom: All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville. Signing off for the very last time, XOXO, Gabby Gums.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Mysterious Mare Do Well (#2.8)" (2011)
Scootaloo: [first lines, in the Cutie Mark Crusaders' tree/clubhouse] Attention, everypony! Attention! The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order. Let's get right down to our first order of business. I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared the most awesome pony in Ponyville.
Snails: I second the motion, and might I add that if you looked up the word "awesome" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Rainbow Dash.
[ponies agreeing]
Snips: I object!
[collective gasp]
Snips: I think the word 'awesome' is played out! Rainbow Dash deserves better! I motion that we declare her the most stupendous pony!
Scootaloo: "Stupendous"? Is that the best you've got? I motion that we declare her... wonderiffic!
Snips: Astonishing!
Scootaloo: Breathtaking!
Snips: Astounding!
Scootaloo: Bedazzling!
Rainbow Dash: [from outside the clubhouse] What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing?
[ponies agreeing]
Scootaloo: All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most "super-ultra-extra-ah- whatever you said" pony in all of Ponyville, say "aye"!
Fan club: Aye!
Rainbow Dash: [giggles]

Rainbow Dash: [Rainbow Dash has just rescued a baby pony and its carriage from running off a cliff] Oh no! There's something wrong with the baby!
[crowd gasps]
Rainbow Dash: She's not cheering for everypony's favorite hero, Rainbow Dash!
[everypony cheers and takes pictures]
Scootaloo: There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Rainbow Dash's awesomeness.
Twilight Sparkle: I can think of a few new words.
Applejack: And I bet "modest" is not one of them.
Twilight Sparkle: No, but she is kinda awesome.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Return of Harmony, Part 1 (#2.1)" (2011)
[first lines]
Cheerilee: I want to start our field trip here in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship". Alright my little ponies, this one represents "Victory".
Scootaloo: How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?
Apple Bloom: Cool, if you were actually victoryful at somethin'.
Sweetie Belle: That's not a word!
Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?

Cheerilee: This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose that represents?
Apple Bloom: Confusion!
Sweetie Belle: Evil!
Scootaloo: Chaos!
Sweetie Belle: It's not chaos, you dodo!
Scootaloo: Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of, and it is too chaos!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Secret of My Excess (#2.10)" (2011)
Apple Bloom: [a larger Spike is fighting with the CMC over Scootaloo's scooter] Get away from her, you brute!
Spike: [deeper voice] Spike want!
Scootaloo: You're not getting my scooter!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Owl's Well That Ends Well (#1.24)" (2011)
Rainbow Dash: I wish I had somepony to do whatever I told them.
Scootaloo: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me! I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, pipsqueak? How about taking out the trash?
Scootaloo: Yes Ma'am!