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: [after Beans refuses to sign a deed
] Sign the damn paper, woman! Beans
: Go to Hell! Rattlesnake Jake
: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down
] Where do you think I come from?
: Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!
] You ain't from around here, are you? Rango
: [she walks away
] I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name? Beans
: [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart
] Beans. Rango
: That's a funny kind of name. Beans
: What can I say? My daddy plum loved baked beans. Rango
: Well you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus. Beans
: [quickly stands up
] What... what're ya saying? Rango
: I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker.
[picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth
: [walking around the cart to Rango
] My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you...
[sees what Rango is eating
: Mmm, spicy! Beans
: You are eating his ashes! Rango
: [spits, disgusted
] Eh! You carry his remains? Beans
: [takes the jar and reseals it
] No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body. Rango
: Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.
: [comes out of trance by her wagon
] And until the people of Andromeda 5 return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!
: [comes out of trance in the clothier's shop
] It is not a rash, it is a birthmark!