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Bronn (Character)
from "Game of Thrones" (2011)

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"Game of Thrones: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (#5.6)" (2015)
Bronn: Once we've got the princess, than what?
Jaime Lannister: I like to improvise.
Bronn: That explains the golden hand.

Bronn: [Seeing Myrcella and Trystane kissing] Well, she's made herself at home.

Bronn: [to Tyene Sand] You fight pretty good for a little girl.

Bronn: [Annoyed at the arrival of the Sand Snakes] Oh for fuck's sake.

Bronn: [to Trystane Maretll] Let's not do something stupid.
[Trystane reaches for his sword, but before he can fully draw it, Bronn disarms and strikes him. Trystane falls. Myrcella shrieks and rushes to Trystane]
Bronn: That was something stupid.


"Game of Thrones: The Broken Man (#6.7)" (2016)
Jaime Lannister: You have better instincts than anyone else in the Lannister army.
Bronn: That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.

Bronn: Now that is a sorry attempted siege. Someone needs to teach those thud twats how to dig trenches.
Jaime Lannister: Someone certainly does.
Bronn: No, no. Not me. I'm just an up-jump sellsword.
Jaime Lannister: You're an anointed knight! There's quite a difference.
Bronn: Aye, knights don't get paid.

Bronn: You promised me a lordship, and a castle, and a highborn beauty for a wife.
Jaime Lannister: And you'll get all three. "A Lannister always - "
Bronn: Don't say it, don't fucking say it!

Jaime Lannister: Get word to the Blackfish. I want to parley.
Bronn: Parley or a fight.
Jaime Lannister: He's an old man.
Bronn: And you've got one hand. My money's on the old boy.


"Game of Thrones: Blackwater (#2.9)" (2012)
[the Hound confronts Bronn at the brothel]
Sandor Clegane: You think you're hard man?
Bronn: [chuckles] Ho-ho... I KNOW it.
[the other soldiers join Bronn's laughter]

[Tyrion and Bronn shake hands before the battle]
Bronn: Don't get killed.
Tyrion Lannister: Nor you, my friend.
Bronn: Oh... are we friends now?
Tyrion Lannister: Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn't diminish our friendship.
Bronn: Enhances it, really.
Tyrion Lannister: Oh, "enhances". Fancy word for a sellsword.
Bronn: Been spending time with fancy folks.

Bronn: I saw you kill a man with a shield, you'll be unstoppable with an axe.

Armeca: You've got a pretty voice.
Bronn: Thank you very much.
Armeca: And I like your nose. How many times you break it?
Bronn: Now, let's see... First time, I was five. Me mam smacked me with an iron poker.
Armeca: Ooh.
Bronn: Oh, I wasn't me she was aiming at. She were trying for me little brother. Now, he was a real pest. Second time, I was nine. Got in a scrap with a few older boys. They won. Third time... Eh, you don't want to know about the third time.
Armeca: [kisses his nose] Poor nose.
Bronn: Don't feel sorry for him. He'll be halfway up your arse before the night's through.


"Game of Thrones: Walk of Punishment (#3.3)" (2013)
Bronn: What are you saying? That the ladies enjoyed him so much, they gave him the time for free?
Tyrion Lannister: Is that what your telling us?
[Pod smiles]
Tyrion Lannister: Sit down Podrick.
Bronn: We're going to need details.
Tyrion Lannister: Copious details.

Tyrion Lannister: Ah, the return of the conquering hero.
[grin]
Tyrion Lannister: Does he have a little jaunt in his step?
Bronn: The lad's practically skipping.
Tyrion Lannister: You were gone a long time. I trust you got your money's worth - or should I say my money's worth.
Podrick Payne: [places satchel of gold on the desk]
Tyrion Lannister: It was a gift, Podrick! This is more than I give you in a year.
Bronn: He's a squire. You don't pay him.
Tyrion Lannister: Oh. Then it's much more than I give you in a year.
Podrick Payne: They wouldn't take it, milord.
Bronn: [confused] Maybe they're trying to curry some favor with the new Master of Coin?
Tyrion Lannister: Have you ever known a whore to turn down gold? They're happy enough to take it when I give it to them.
Bronn: [looks at Podrick] What did you tell them?
Podrick Payne: I didn't tell them anything.
Tyrion Lannister: What did you do to them?
Podrick Payne: Lots of things.
Tyrion Lannister: And they seemed to like these things?
Podrick Payne: Yes, milord.
Bronn: Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it.
Tyrion Lannister: Only they weren't paid.
Bronn: What're you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?
Tyrion Lannister: Is that what you're telling us?
Podrick Payne: [grin]
Tyrion Lannister: Sit down, Podrick.
[pours some wine]
Tyrion Lannister: We're going to need details. Copious details.

Tyrion Lannister: [reviews the kingdom's ledgers] For years I've heard that Littlefinger is a magician: whenever the Crown needs money, he rubs his hands together and - poof! - mountains of gold.
Bronn: Let me guess: he's not a magician.
Tyrion Lannister: No.
Bronn: He's stealing it?
Tyrion Lannister: Worse: he's borrowing it.
Bronn: What's wrong with that?
Tyrion Lannister: We can't afford to pay it back. That's what's wrong with it. The Crown owes millions to my father.
Bronn: Seeing as it's his grandson's ass on the throne, I imagine he'll forgive that debt.
Tyrion Lannister: Forgive a debt? My father? For a man of the world, you're strangely naive.
Bronn: I've never borrowed money before. I'm not clear on the rules.
Tyrion Lannister: Well, ahem, the basic principle is I lend you money, and after an agreed-upon period of time, you return it with interest.
Bronn: And what if I don't?
Tyrion Lannister: Well, you have to.
Bronn: But what if I don't?
Tyrion Lannister: This is why I don't lend you money. Anyway, it's not my father I'm worried about, it's the Iron Bank of Braavos. We owe them tens of millions. If we fail to repay these loans, the Bank will fund our enemies. One way or another, they always get their gold back.

[Tyrion, Bronn and Podrick walk through Littlefinger's brothel with a wagon filled with the kingdom's ledgers]
Tyrion Lannister: Podrick?
Podrick Payne: Yes, my lord?
Tyrion Lannister: After a long consultation with my colleague, Ser Bronn, I've finally found a suitable reward for the services you've provided over and above what might be considered reasonable. Tell me, Pod...
[they enter a different room of the brothel]
Tyrion Lannister: ...have you ever been with a woman?
Podrick Payne: No, my lord.
Tyrion Lannister: Wonderful. Genna specializes in first-timers.
[a curtain pulls back to reveal a naked courtesan]
Bronn: She's not bad with second-timers, either.
Podrick Payne: Uh, my Lord...
Tyrion Lannister: A fair enough repayment for putting your spear through my would-be killer's face, wouldn't you say? Now, as it happens Marei...
[Genna approaches Pod, caressing him. He walks backwards, embarrassed. Another curtain opens to reveal another naked courtesan]
Tyrion Lannister: ...is quite the spear-handler herself. She's here to thank you for staying by my side as the battle raged all around us.
Marei: He's handsome. You didn't tell me he was handsome.
Tyrion Lannister: Kayla...
[Marei approaches Pod. She and Marei start to strip him. A third curtain opens to reveal a very flexible courtesan]
Tyrion Lannister: ...is famous from here to Volantis... in certain circles. One of four women in the world who can perform a proper Meereenese Knot.
Podrick Payne: [overwhelmed] My Lord, I...
[Kayla spreads her legs, demonstrating just how flexible she is]
Tyrion Lannister: She's here to thank you for being a thoroughly respectful fellow who's never once failed to address me as "my Lord." Be back in time for my supper.
[Tyrion puts a bag of gold on the table and leaves with Bronn and the ledgers]
Bronn: Pace yourself, lad.


"Game of Thrones: Mockingbird (#4.7)" (2014)
[Bronn refuses Tyrion's request to fight Gregor "the Mountain" Clegane]
Bronn: I'm sorry it has to be this way.
Tyrion Lannister: Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.
[Bronn nods. They shake hands]
Bronn: We had some good days together.
Tyrion Lannister: Yes, we did.
[Bronn pats on Tyrion's hand, then walks to the door, looking a bit guilty. He bangs on the door, and turns to Tyrion]
Bronn: What will you do?
Tyrion Lannister: I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself.
[Bronn nods]
Tyrion Lannister: Won't that make for a great song?
[the door opens. Bronn lingers]
Bronn: I hope to hear them sing it one day.
[Bronn leaves]

Bronn: My lonesome bachelor days are over. I'm to wed Lollys Stokeworth.
Tyrion Lannister: Lollys Stokeworth? She doesn't strike me as your sort of girl.
Bronn: I wouldn't say I had a single sort of girl.
Tyrion Lannister: She's dim-witted.
Bronn: If I wanted wits, I'd marry you.
Tyrion Lannister: When my sister arranged this love match, did she mention that Lollys has an older sister?
Bronn: Falyse. Aye, I did know about the older sister.
Tyrion Lannister: And you understand the rules of inheritance?
Bronn: Falyse is 40 and barren.
Tyrion Lannister: She still gets Castle Stokeworth when her father dies.
Bronn: She does. Unless she happens to perish before her father. Then Lollys gets the castle. What? Ladies fall from their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time.
Tyrion Lannister: You and my sister deserve each other.

[Tyrion and Bronn talk about Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane]
Tyrion Lannister: Does he frighten you so much?
Bronn: I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong. And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size. Maybe I could take him, dance around until he's so tired of hacking at me, he dropped his sword, get him off his feet somehow. But one misstep...
[Bronn snaps his fingers]
Bronn: ...and I'm dead.


"Game of Thrones: No One (#6.8)" (2016)
[to Podrick, about Brienne and Jaime]
Bronn: And she'd fuck him, don't you think? The way she looks at him. The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account.

Bronn: Podrick fucking Payne.

Bronn: Come on, you're the one with the magic cock. You must have shown it to her by now.
Podrick Payne: She's training me to fight.
Bronn: Is she?
Podrick Payne: An hour in the morning, an hour at night. Every day.
Bronn: Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?


"Game of Thrones: Two Swords (#4.1)" (2014)
Oberyn Martell: And what are you? His hired killer?
Bronn: Started that way, aye. Now I'm a knight.
Oberyn Martell: How did that come to pass?
Bronn: Killed the right people, I suppose.

[Tyrion, Bronn and Pod wait for the Dornish nobles. Bronn is bored. A peasant passes by, leading two goats]
Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?

Bronn: Seems to me... the smart place to meet travelers is in a tavern. That way, one party's late, the other party can drink some ale inside.


"Game of Thrones: Oathkeeper (#4.4)" (2014)
Bronn: Your brother ever tell you how I came into his service?
Jaime Lannister: You stood for him in his trial by combat at the Eyrie.
Bronn: Aye. But only when Lady Arryn demanded the trial take place that day. You were his first choice. He named you for his champion because he knew you would ride, day and night, to come fight for him. You gonna fight for him now?

Jaime Lannister: [wondering if Tyrion was responsible for Joffrey's death] D'you think he did it?
Bronn: Nah... he hated the little twat, sure. Who didn't?


"Game of Thrones: The Lion and the Rose (#4.2)" (2014)
[Bronn meets Jaime in an isolated place for training]
Jaime Lannister: My brother tells me you can keep your mouth shut. Unusual talent for a sellsword.
Bronn: He tells me you shit gold. Just like your father.
Jaime Lannister: Is this place safe?
[he throws Bronn a pouch of money. Bronn opens the pouch and examines its contents]
Bronn: There's this knight, uh, Leygood. Got thunderbolts on his shield?
Jaime Lannister: Uh-huh.
Bronn: Right here is where I fuck his wife. She's a screamer, that one. If they don't hear her, they won't hear us.
[Jaime unsheathes his sword; Bronn whistles]
Bronn: I've never seen Valyrian steel before. She's a beauty. Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me.
[he pulls out two blunted training swords and drops one on the ground]
Jaime Lannister: [grumpily] I haven't used a sparring sword since I was nine.
[he reaches down to pick up his sword, but Bronn swats it out of his hand]
Jaime Lannister: Ahh! Bold warrior you are, attacking a man when his guard's down.
Bronn: Best time to attack a man!
[Jaime barely has time to pick up his sword before Bronn lunges at him. They spar for a few seconds before Bronn pushes Jaime into a wall]
Bronn: Mind yourself.
Jaime Lannister: If I still had my right hand...
Bronn: Plan on growing it back?
[they continue to spar; Bronn almost knocks Jaime over, and Jaime waves him off. Breathing heavily, Jaime repositions himself with a determined look on his face]
Jaime Lannister: Come on, then.
[they resume sparring]

Bronn: All taken care of.
Tyrion Lannister: You saw her board the ship?
Bronn: Aye, she's on it.
Tyrion Lannister: And you saw the ship sail away?
Bronn: No one knows she's there but you, me, and Varys.
Tyrion Lannister: How do you know?
Bronn: Because if someone follows me without an invitation, I'm the last person they ever follow.
Tyrion Lannister: [worriedly] Is someone following you?
[Bronn puts a hand on Tyrion's shoulder]
Bronn: She's gone. I know you don't want to believe it, but she is. Now, go drink until it feels like you did the right thing.


"Game of Thrones: Valar Dohaeris (#3.1)" (2013)
Bronn: You've given me a taste for the finer things. And if you want me to carry on protecting you, you'll need to pay more.
Tyrion Lannister: I thought we were friends.
Bronn: We are, but I'm a sellsword. I sell my sword. I don't loan it out to friends as a favor.
Tyrion Lannister: How much?
Bronn: Double.
Tyrion Lannister: Double?
Bronn: I'm a knight now. Knights are worth double.
Tyrion Lannister: I don't even know how much I'm paying you now.
Bronn: Which means you can afford it.

[Bronn and Pod arrive at Tyrion's door, where two Kingsguard knights are blocking their entrance]
Bronn: Ah, look at these two shining warriors: Ser Teryn Mant, and, uh... Ser Whosit of Whocares.
Meryn Trant: Ser Meryn Trant.
Bronn: [grandly] Ser Bronn of the Blackwater.
Meryn Trant: You're no knight.
Bronn: Pod?
Podrick Payne: Ser Bronn of the Blackwater was anointed by the king himself.
Meryn Trant: You're an up-jumped cutthroat. Nothing more.
Bronn: That's exactly who I am. And you're a grub in fancy armor who's better at beating little girls than fighting men. Now, I have an appointment with Lord Tyrion.
[Bronn starts forward, but the knights block his way]
Meryn Trant: You put your hand on that door, you lose the hand.
[everyone reaches for their weapons, but Cersei walks out and the knights follow her. Tyrion looks out the door; Bronn turns so Tyrion can see his half-drawn knife, then sheathes it again]


"Game of Thrones: Garden of Bones (#2.4)" (2012)
[at Joffrey's command, Meryn Trant has beaten Sansa and torn her clothes, and he is about to continue beating her. Tyrion intervenes]
Tyrion Lannister: What kind of knight beats a helpless girl?
Meryn Trant: The kind who serves his king, Imp!
Bronn: Careful now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak.
Tyrion Lannister: Someone get the girl something to cover herself with.
[Sandor Clegane gives Sansa his cloak]
Tyrion Lannister: [to Joffrey] She's to be your queen! Have you no regard for her honor?
Joffrey Baratheon: I'm punishing her.
Tyrion Lannister: For what crimes? She's not fighting her brother's battle, you halfwit.
Joffrey Baratheon: You can't talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes!
Tyrion Lannister: The Mad King did as he like. Has your uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him?
Meryn Trant: No one threatens his grace in the presence of the Kingsguard!
Tyrion Lannister: I'm not threatening the king, Ser, I'm educating my nephew.
[Tyrion speaks to Bronn]
Tyrion Lannister: Bronn, the next time the Ser Meryn speaks, kill him.
[Tyrion turns to Ser Meryn]
Tyrion Lannister: THAT was a threat. See the difference?

Tyrion Lannister: You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?
Bronn: There's no cure for being a cunt.


"Game of Thrones: Baelor (#1.9)" (2011)
Bronn: Our lord here used to be married.
Shae: Married?
Tyrion Lannister: [annoyed] How did you hear that?
Bronn: You hear lot of things playing dice with Lannister soldiers.
Tyrion Lannister: [stands] Another night, perhaps.
Shae: [grabs his hand] Not another night. This night!
Tyrion Lannister: It's not a pleasant story.
Shae: Or maybe I will cry.
Bronn: I'm guessing the lady and I can tell more unpleasant stories than your lordship.
Tyrion Lannister: [sits down] So... I was sixteen. My brother Jaime and I were riding when we heard a scream. She ran out onto the road, clothes half torn off, with two men on her heels. Jaime scared away the men easily enough while I wrapped her in my cloak. She was too scared to send off on her own, so Jaime hunted down the rapers, I took her to the nearest inn and fed her. Her name was Tysha. She was a wheelwright's orphan, and she was hungry. Together we finished off three chickens and a flagon of wine. Impossible as it seems, there was a time when I was unaccustomed to wine. I forgot how frail I was around girls. I was always waiting for them to laugh at me, or look away embarrassed, or ask me about my tall handsome brother. I forgot about everything but Tysha, and somehow I found myself in her bed...
Bronn: For three chickens, I should hope so!
Tyrion Lannister: Didn't last long: I didn't know what the hell I was doing. But she was good to me. She kissed me afterwards, and sang me a song, and by morning I was deep enough in love to ask for her hand. A few lies, a few gold coins, and one drunken septon, and there you have it: man and wife. A fortnight anyway, until the septon sobered up and told my father...
Bronn: Well, I imagine that was the end of all that.
Tyrion Lannister: Not quite. First my father had Jaime tell me the truth: the girl was a whore, you see. Jaime had arranged the whole thing: the road, the rapers, all of it. He thought it was time I had a woman. After my brother confessed, my father brought in my wife and gave her to his guards. He paid her well, a silver for each of them. How many whores command that kind of price? He brought me into the barracks and made me watch. By the end, she had so much silver, that the coins were slipping through her fingers and rolling onto the floor.
Bronn: I would have killed the man who did that to me.
Shae: You should have known she was a whore.
Tyrion Lannister: Really? I was sixteen, drunk and in love.
Shae: A girl who is almost raped doesn't invite another man into her bed two hours later.
Tyrion Lannister: As I said, I was young and stupid.
Shae: You are still young and stupid.
[Shae approaches Tyrion and lies on top of him. They start having sex. Bronn realizes that he is not needed, and leaves]

Tyrion Lannister: And here we have Bronn, son of...
Bronn: You wouldn't know him.


"Game of Thrones: The Ghost of Harrenhal (#2.5)" (2012)
Protestor: Brother fornicates with sister in the bed of kings. Are we surprised when the fruit of their incest is rotten? Yes. A rotten king.
Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to argue with his assessment.
Bronn: Not after what he did to your birthday present.
Tyrion Lannister: The king is a lost cause. It's the rest of us I'm worried about now.

Lancel Lannister: [Lancel is in Tyrion's palanquin to discuss Cersei's plans] It's wildfire.
Tyrion Lannister: Wildfire? You wouldn't lie to me, would you, cousin?
Lancel Lannister: No.
Tyrion Lannister: That's a lie right there.
Lancel Lannister: It is NOT a lie. Why would I lie?
Tyrion Lannister: Tell me: if the vile allegations against my brother and sister are true, do you think it will make Jaime more likely to kill you, or less likely? When I tell him you're fucking her, I mean.
Lancel Lannister: I'm telling you the truth...
Tyrion Lannister: The smart money would be on "more likely."
Lancel Lannister: She's making wildfire, I sw...
Tyrion Lannister: But then, perhaps his own unnatural urges would give him sympathy for yours.
Lancel Lannister: The Alchemists' Guild is being commissioned...
Tyrion Lannister: I suppose there's only one way to find out.
Lancel Lannister: They have thousands of pots, already stored in their vaults. They are planning to launch it from the city walls in Stannis' ships and armies. Please!
Tyrion Lannister: When did she tell you this?
Lancel Lannister: I heard her talking with the pyromancer. And the other night, after I left her, she went to meet him. I swear to you.
Tyrion Lannister: Swear to me on what?
Lancel Lannister: On my life!
Tyrion Lannister: But I don't care about your life.
Lancel Lannister: In the light of the Seven, by all that is holy and right, I, Lancel Lannister, do solemnly vow...
Tyrion Lannister: All right, all right, enough. Even torturing you is boring. Just get out.
[he kicks Lancel out of the palanquin]
Tyrion Lannister: Oh, Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me.
[Bronn, who is waiting outside, looks at Lancel expectantly]
Lancel Lannister: Please kill me if anything should happen to Lord Tyrion.
[he runs away]
Bronn: It will be my pleasure.


"Game of Thrones: The Wolf and the Lion (#1.5)" (2011)
[upon seeing the Eyrie for the first time]
Tyrion Lannister: The Eyrie. They say it's impregnable.
Bronn: Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes. I'll impregnate the bitch.
Tyrion Lannister: I like you.


"Game of Thrones: Sons of the Harpy (#5.4)" (2015)
Bronn: You ever been to Dorne?
Jaime Lannister: No.
Bronn: Well I have. The Dornish are crazy. All they want to do is fight and fuck, fuck and fight.
Jaime Lannister: You should be happy to go back then.


"Game of Thrones: The Night Lands (#2.2)" (2012)
Tyrion Lannister: Tell me, when your men slaughtered Ned Stark's men at the throne room, did you give the orders?
Janos Slynt: I did, and I would again. The man was a traitor. He tried to buy my loyalty.
Tyrion Lannister: [teasing] The fool. He had no idea you were already bought.
Janos Slynt: [angrily] Are you drunk? I won't have my honor questioned by an imp!
Tyrion Lannister: I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.
[Janos jumps on his feet furiously]
Janos Slynt: If you think I'll stand here and take this from you, dwarf...
Tyrion Lannister: "Dwarf"? You should have stopped at "imp". And yes, you will stand here and take it from me, unless you like to take it from my friend here.
[Janos notices that Bronn stands near him]
Tyrion Lannister: I intend to serve as Hand of the King until my father returns from the war. And seeing as you betrayed the last Hand of the King, well, I just wouldn't feel safe with you lurking about.
Janos Slynt: Did you... my friends at the court will not allow this! The queen herself...
Tyrion Lannister: The queen regent. And you are a fool to believe she is your friend.
Janos Slynt: [hissing] We shall hear what Joffrey has to say about this!
Tyrion Lannister: No, we shall not.
[several guards of the City Watch enter]
Tyrion Lannister: There's a ship leaving for Eastwatch-by-the-Sea tonight. From there, I'm afraid it's rather long walk to Castle Black. I hope you enjoy the Wall. I found it surprisingly beautiful... in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.
Bronn: The lads will escort you. The streets aren't safe at night, my Lord.
Janos Slynt: [angrily] These men are under my command!
[Bronn grins teasingly]
Janos Slynt: [to the guards] I command you to arrest this cutthroat!
Tyrion Lannister: His name is Bronn, and he is the new commander of the City Watch.
Bronn: [to the guards] Boys...
[the guards drag Janos Slynt outside, despite his loud protests]


"Game of Thrones: The House of Black and White (#5.2)" (2015)
Lollys Stokeworth: Who's that?
Bronn: Jaime fucking Lannister!


"Game of Thrones: The Bear and the Maiden Fair (#3.7)" (2013)
Tyrion Lannister: [talks about Sansa] She's a child.
Bronn: She's a foot taller than you.
Tyrion Lannister: A tall child.
Bronn: What's the youngest you've ever had?
Tyrion Lannister: Not that young.
Bronn: How much older?
Tyrion Lannister: Older.
Bronn: You're a lord, she's a lady, and a beauty at that. I don't see the problem.
Tyrion Lannister: Shae's not going to like it.
Bronn: Shae is a whore! Are you going to marry her? Eh? How did marrying a whore work out for you the first time?
Tyrion Lannister: I should never have told you about that.
Bronn: You want Shae, keep her. Wed one and bed the other. All you have to do is get a son in the Stark girl. He'll be lord of Winterfell one day; you can rule the North in his name. You'll have two women and a whole kingdom of your own.
Tyrion Lannister: Two women to despise me and a whole kingdom to join them.
Bronn: You waste time trying to get people to love you. You'll end up the most popular dead man in town.
[Bronn chuckles]
Bronn: You want to fuck that Stark girl. You just don't want to admit it.
Tyrion Lannister: I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.
Bronn: You pay me to kill people who bother you. Evil notions come free.


"Game of Thrones: The Prince of Winterfell (#2.8)" (2012)
Lord Varys: My Lord Hand, Commander. I must compliment on the Gold Cloaks' performance these last few weeks.
[to Tyrion]
Lord Varys: Did you know there has been a marked drop in thievery?
Tyrion Lannister: I did not know.
[to Bronn]
Tyrion Lannister: And how did you accomplish this marked drop in thievery?
Bronn: Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves.
Tyrion Lannister: For questioning?
Bronn: Uh, no.
[Tyrion looks annoyed]
Bronn: It's just the unknown thieves we've got to worry about now.
Tyrion Lannister: We talked about this.
Bronn: Aye, we talked about it. Have you ever been in a city under siege? Maybe this part's not in your books. See, it's not the fighting that kills most people; it's the starving. Food's worth more than gold. Noble ladies sell their diamonds for a sack of potatoes. Things get bad enough, the poor start eating each other. The thieves, they love a siege. Soon as the gates are sealed, they steal all the food. By the time it's all over, they're the richest men in town.
Lord Varys: Given the circumstances, my lord, I believe extreme measures are warranted.


"Game of Thrones: The Pointy End (#1.8)" (2011)
[Tyrion is whistling as he and Bronn walk through the Vale]
Bronn: Will you shut up? There's hill tribes all around here.
Tyrion Lannister: If I'm going to die, it may as well be with a song in my heart.
Bronn: I should just take your food and leave you here. Eh? What would you do then?
Tyrion Lannister: Starve, most likely.
Bronn: You don't think I'd do it, do you?
Tyrion Lannister: What do you want, Bronn? Gold? Women? Gold and women? Stick with me and you'll have them all, for as long as I'm around and not a moment longer. But you knew that. That is why you so valiantly took up arms to defend my honor.
Bronn: Fair enough. But don't go looking for me to bend the knee and "m'lord" you every time you take a shit. I'm not your toady and I'm not your friend.
Tyrion Lannister: Though I would treasure your friendship, I'm mainly interested in your facility with murder. And if the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this: whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like living.
[Tyrion continues whistling]


"Game of Thrones: The Winds of Winter (#6.10)" (2016)
[about the whores/women at the bar]
Bronn: They have their eyes on you, cunt.
Jaime Lannister: Not my type.
Bronn: Not blonde enough?


"Game of Thrones: A Golden Crown (#1.6)" (2011)
[in the duel, Bronn has killed Ser Vardis Egen and threw him out of the Moon Door. Lysa is furious]
Lysa Arryn: You don't fight with honor!
[Bronn turns to face Lysa, smiling mockingly]
Bronn: No...
[Bronn points to the open Moon Door]
Bronn: ...he did.


"Game of Thrones: The Gift (#5.7)" (2015)
Bronn: It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara Sand: It's amazing how many men we've beat seemed to have this code.