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: Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily! Louise
: She won't remember this.
: Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Jr. that Tina, is "whack." And acting. Jimmy Jr.
: Tina, Jocelyn told me you are whack. Tina
: Jocelyn, you skank. I hate you.
: [to Bob
] I'd like you to take a look at my abs. Bob
: Um, no, thank you. Louise
: Show him your abs, Mr. Frond. We'd all like to see your abs. Bob
: Okay. I really don't. Gene
: And your ding-dong. Bob
: Um, this is dumb. Mr. Frond
: Bo... Bob? Bob
: Yes? Mr. Frond
: When you say "this is dumb," it makes me feel like pinching you in the eye.
: The name's Frond. James Frond. I've got a license to counsel. Louise Belcher
: Double-oh-so-sad. Bob Belcher
: Louise, be nice. Louise Belcher
: Why? It's Mr. Frond.
: Tina, since I caught you, your Home Ec teacher Mrs. Woods is going on disability. Tina Belcher
: OMG. Is she okay? Mr. Frond
: Obviously, I can't share confidential details. All I can say is, she's a drug addict.
: All right, Bob, I should have explained. Home Ec isn't for honor students. It's where dumb-dumbs learn to make ice. Bob Belcher
: You know my daughter's in that class, right?
: Women and children should be released! Bob
: You're not a woman Frond. Mr. Frond
: I will tuck my junk so fast!
: Gene, go back to your seat. And wipe that baby off your face.
: Maybe I can knit myself a wife. Gene Belcher
: You could call her Yarnessa.
: The outfits are all ready, so let's pick them apart metaphorically.
: They're looking for a student to participate in their Robotic Mobility Program. Or rump for short. Tina Belcher
: Rump? I'm listening.
: The whole point of independent study was so we wouldn't feel judged. Mr. Frond
: You're judged from the day you were born 'till the day you die. The school board is going to watch you swim tomorrowl, and I want to see some scissor kicks and perfect splits, or you'll have to go to summer school! Gene
: Summer school? Aaaugh! What am I gonna wear?
: Three siblings in detention in two days. Is something happening at home? Tina
: Dad is stuck inside the wall. Mr. Frond
: Is that how he died? Tina
: Dad isn't dead. Louise
: Thanks a lot, Mr. Frond. We were keeping it a secret from her. We were going to tell her on Father's Day. Now we have nothing to do for Father's Day!