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: The park is being audited today. Pops tried to pay the taxes with lollipops.
: But I gave them more than enough. Benson
: Pops, we've been through this. You pay taxes with money, not lollipops. Pops
: We have until three to stop the audit, so if anyone knows someone who can help, tell me. Anyone at all. Anyone. Muscle Man
: I know who can help. Benson
: Muscle Man, if you say your mom, you're fired. Muscle Man
: My mom! Benson
: Get out! Muscle Man
: It was worth it!
: If you morons are lying to me, you'll be on dish duty for the next month!
: Do you see them? Pops
: Not yet. Benson
: Hit the lights! It's almost 8 PM!
[lights turn off, unzipping is heard
] Muscle Man
: Whoo! Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes in and sees us totally naked! Benson
: It's not that type of party, Muscle Man. Muscle Man
: Aaaaw... Don't turn on the lights!
: [after Doug gets arrested
] Wow, what a windbag! I thought he'd never shut up. I can't believe you all thought Doug was me. You must feel like idiots. Am I right?
[Benson and everyone else glare at him
] Uh, right? Benson
] I'm the only one around here who hires and fires! So if you really don't want to do your own job, I'd be glad to accommodate you! Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next... THREE MONTHS! Unbelievable!
[Benson and the others leave
: Hey, Mordecai, wanna make an easy ten bucks?
: Excuses, excuses! How am I supposed to trust you, when all you give me are excuses? When are you two gonna learn, that your actions have consequences? Consequences that affect other people! Like me! Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs, but I care about keeping mine! Cause if I lose my job, I got nothing! Do you hear me? I have nothing!