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: [during a visit to Disney World
] Guys, this is like a dream come true! When I got to the park this morning, Tigger came up and hugged me! I almost cried! Debbie Downer
: I guess Roy's not doing as well as they thought. Amy Poehler
: What? Who's Roy? Debbie Downer
: Roy of Sigfried and Roy. He was attacked by his pet tiger and suffered devastating injuries.
: [after being hugged by "Pluto"
] Oh, hi, Pluto. It must really be fun working at Disney. Although at any major theme park, you live under the constant threat of terrorist attacks. Amy Poehler
: [depressed, the Pluto character walks off
] What, where's he going? What's wrong? Debbie Downer
: In that outfit, he's probably in the early stages of heat exhaustion.
: [at Disney World
] Hey, you guys... it's official... I can't have children.
: [ordering breakfast at Disney World
] I love Mickey's Steak and eggs! Debbie Downer
: Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances. Jimmy Fallon
: What? Debbie Downer
: They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain.
: [Debbie Downer is at Disney World
] I love Disney World. It reminds me of my childhood. I mean before my two-year stint at Children's.
: They never did catch that Anthrax guy... WAH WAHHHH
: [Regarding Feline AIDS
] It's the number one killer of domestic cats.
: Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn't say anything at "It's a Small World" when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS... Debbie Downer
: It's still the number one cause of death among domestic cats
[frustrated, Lindsay leaves
] Debbie Downer
: By the way, don't forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing.
[everyone else at the table gets up to leave
] Debbie Downer
: OK, I guess I'll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.