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Professor Crankshaft (Character)
from "Jane" (1982)
Professor Crankshaft: Jane, I just know, Miss Jane, that they're going to torture me. I mean, they always do, don't they?
Jane: No, not always.
Professor Crankshaft: [hopeful] Oh.
Jane: Sometimes they simply shoot you.
Professor Crankshaft: [losing all hope] Oh...
Jane: Only joking.
Professor Crankshaft: [relaxes a bit] Ohohoh.
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