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: It sounds like you guys aren't getting back together any time soon. Kermit the Frog
] No. Mary
: This is going to be a *really* short movie.
: Mary, will you marry me? Mary
: [She looks stunned, then looks at the camera and puts her hands out to each side
: ...and then, when he thought they were alone, he said, "There's oil under this theater, see! I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see! Sweet, sweet oil, see!" Mary
: People still talk like that? Walter
: Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head.
: Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do. Mary
: How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.
[Gary, Mary, and Walter pass a man selling Hot Star Maps in front of Pink's Hot Dogs
] Wait, stop the car! I have an idea.
[cut to the trio eating some chili dogs
: These are delicious! Great idea, Walter.
] Everything's great. Everything's grand. Except Gary's always off with his friend. It's never me and him. It's always me and him, and him. I wonder when it's going to end. But, I guess that's okay, 'cause maybe someday... I know just how it's going to be. He'll ride up on a steed, get down on one knee, and say, "Mary, will you marry me... please?"