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: For the first time in my life, I am truly in love.
: Are you out of your mind? Barney Panofsky
: No! I'm bent over backwards in love!
: This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
: ...and I'm just gonna keep talking here, 'cause I'm afraid that if I stop there's gonna be a pause or a break and you're gonna say 'It's getting late' or 'I should get going', and I'm not ready for that to happen. I don't want that to happen. Ever.
: There it was. The pause. Barney Panofsky
: Yeah. Miriam
: I'm still here.
: Don't ever tell my father what he can or cannot do again. 2nd Mrs. P's Father
: He traumatized the Rabbi's wife... Barney Panofsky
: I don't care if he fingered her under the table. He's my father and he'll have your respect.
: So you fucked her? Boogie
: It was the only thing that would shut her up.
: Should I sleep on the sofa? Miriam
: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're not sleeping on the sofa, we don't sleep apart. Good night.
: What kind of car do you drive? Barney Panofsky
: Morty, that's fucking embarrassing. Dr. Morty
: Just answer it. Barney Panofsky
: A... you know, goddamn it... it's German... I can't even find the fucking thing. Why should I care what it's called?
: We can be friends now, can't we? Barney Panofsky
: No. We can't. Miriam
: I'm here for you if you'll let me. We had a beautiful marriage, but it's over. I want you to be at peace with that. Barney Panofsky
: Have I ever given up when it comes to you? Miriam
: Never. Barney Panofsky
: So what makes you think I would start now?
: Really? Well, words matter. Actions matter. They have consequences. If you want people to take you seriously, then act accordingly. Do you understand me, Barney? Barney Panofsky
: Yes Miriam
: What am I saying? Barney Panofsky
: Be great in act, as you have in thought
: Hello? Barney Panofsky
: Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife. Blair
: Oh, Barney, it's 3:00 in the morning. Barney Panofsky
: Put my wife on the phone. Blair
: She's not your wife and I'm not waking her. Barney Panofsky
: All right. Well, then just ask her what she wants me to do with all these nude photos I have of her. Ah, come to think of it, you actually might want them, if only to see what Miriam looked like in her prime. Blair
: [hangs up
: We were just gonna throw some burgers on the barbecue. Do you want to join us? Blair
: I'm a vegan. But thank you. Barney Panofsky
: A what? Is that treatable?