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: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend. Wyatt
: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time. Ivy
: Killing time? Wyatt
: Yeah, killing time until I met you. Ivy
: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.
: I'll have some celery... some toast... and some water... just some water.
: I'm sorry, were you sleeping? Wyatt
: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?
: Try this! Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure. Wyatt
: Ooh insecure give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always gonna say "I'm fat I'm fat"! Ivy
: Ok! My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips.
: You're friend doesn't look so good! Wyatt
: No? Well how the hell am I supposed to look? My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named "The Ricker".
: Dear God, I promise i'll never send anything overnight delivery again.
: You are... Ivy
: ...Adorable? Wyatt
: An asshole. Ivy
: ...An adorable asshole? Wyatt
: Just a little good-for-nothing stripper! Ivy
: Screw you! Wyatt
: SC-REWWW YOU!
: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus. Ivy
: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus. Wyatt
: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
: I'm gonna be late to the airport. Ivy
: I'll drive you! Wyatt
: Really? Ivy
: Yeah, I do have a heart, occasionally. Wyatt
: Do you have a car? Ivy
] No, I have a rickshaw!
: [Global Express truck pull up
] How about that? Ivy
: Its no Jesus walking on water, I give it a six. Wyatt
: That's a nine! Ivy
: [their delivery man gets out
] Okay, 8.5
: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by Killer Beez! Ivy Miller
: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.