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: I can't talk that way about your brother. Jackie-O
: Pretend he is not my brother, I do.
: I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.
: Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?
: You be him, and I'll be her.
: We all have our secrets.
: [about Marty's ex-girlfriend
] Is she still here, in Washington? Jackie-O
: Very much so. I wonder... Lesly
: What? Jackie-O
: No, it's none of my business. Lesly
: What? Jackie-O
: Well, if he plans to get together with her while he's home. Lesly
: Why didn't he marry her? Jackie-O
: He couldn't. Lesly
: Why not? Jackie-O
: It was a family thing. Lesly
: Families objected? Jackie-O
: Something like that. Lesly
: He never told me. Jackie-O
: Men and their secrets. Lesly
: Not all men have secrets. Jackie-O
: We all have our secrets.
: Would you like a glass of Liebfraumilch? Lesly
: No thank you. I'll just have a glass of wine. Marty
: That's the name of the wine. Lesly
: I don't speak french. Jackie-O
: Who does? Anthony
: You do. Jackie-O
: Oh, that's right, I do.
: So what does that name mean? Jackie-O
: In french? Lesly
: I think it means something German. Marty
: It means, "loving mother's milk." Lesly
: You speak french? Marty
: No. German.
: Leslie, this is Jackie-O. Lesly
: Hi! Marty
: My Mother. Anthony. Meet Leslie. Leslie and I are engaged! Jackie-O
: [screams hysterically, then laughs hysterically
: [still laughing
] I have to find my hairbrush. Lesly
: Oh, I have a comb. Jackie-O
: [squints angrily, then runs away
: It's okay, Anthony. I understand. Anthony
: Understand what? Jackie-O
: Just because Marty's attracted to girls doesn't mean you have to be. Anthony
: I'm attracted to girls! Jackie-O
: Really? Are you sure? Anthony
: Yes! Jackie-O
: [to Jackie
] I hear you crying at night alone in your room. Anthony
: [to Marty
] I hear her crying at night alone in her room. Marty
: [to Jackie
] You cry at night alone in your room? Anthony
: Hey, don't make fun of her! I won't let you make fun of her. Marty
: I wasn't going to make fun of her. I was going to ask her what she cries about. Jackie-O
: [turns away
] What do you think? You want somebody for a very long time. And then you have them. And they love you. And they make love to you. But it's not enough. This is the truth about sex. Anthony
: Is that why Peter was lousy in bed? Jackie-O
: I'm not talking about Peter, Anthony. Jackie-O
: [turns towards them, crying
] Jesus, I'm talking about Marty.
: Marty and I tell each other everything. Lesly
: Everything? Jackie-O
: We're twins. Lesly
: Did he tell you about his other girlfriends? Jackie-O
: Did he tell *you* about his other girlfriends? Lesly
: There was one, he said. Jackie-O
: [eyes open wide
] Did he tell you about her? Lesly
: No, what was she like? Jackie-O
: Who? Lesly
: The girl. Jackie-O
: She wasn't a girl. She was a woman. Lesly
: She was *older* than Marty. Jackie-O
: No, they were almost exactly the same age. Talk about glamorous. She was glamorous. Lesly
: I thought so.
: Sorry, no pancakes today, I'm afraid!
: Are you being wise? Jackie-O
: One day I woke up wise. Marty
: One day I woke up stupid. Jackie-O
: What'd you do? Marty
: I went back to bed. Jackie-O
: That was wise.
: Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape instead of *paper*.
: Well, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. There's this thing I've heard, and if I thought for one second it was true I'd probably kill myself. Does your fiancee work - in a doughnut shop?
: I went through all this trouble to get sane, so you can't just leave.
: Pennsylvania's just this state that's in your way when you're trying to get someplace else.
: Love is for tiny people with tiny lives.
: What about what *we* have? Marty
: *Had* Jackie-O
: I don't recognize the past tense.
: Sorry about that, by the way, I didn't mean to maim you. I only meant to kill you. Marty
: These things happen.
: No, Peter and I have nothing in common. You and I, Marty, have a lot in common; parents, dna, bone structure.
: They've switched me - I used to be green, now I'm brown. I wanted my pills to match my eyes. Color me beautiful!
: What did it look like? Jackie-O
: It looked like a hairbrush, like a brush you brush your hair with. Mrs. Pascal
: Was it pink? Jackie-O
: Yes, it was pink, goddamn it! It was pink! It was pink and now is gone!
: What's that gun doing there? Jackie-O
: It's not a gun. It's a camera. Mrs. Pascal
: It's a gun. Jackie-O
: It's a camera that looks like a gun. Marty
: Relax, Mama, it isn't loaded. Mrs. Pascal
: How do you know? Marty
: I checked. Mrs. Pascal
: What's it doing there? Jackie-O
: Being gunlike, gunesque, gunonic. Mrs. Pascal
: Where did it come from? Jackie-O
: Guess where I am? I'm in a box and I can't get out. Marty
: No. I'm in a box and I can't get out. Jackie-O
: Well, I'm sorry that wasn't a very good mime, Marty, I didn't see that at all.
: I don't think you're insane. Jackie-O
: You don't? Lesly
: No. Jackie-O
: You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane? Lesly
: I don't think you're insane. I think you're just spoiled. Jackie-O
] Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed.
: I suppose you think I'm going insane just to be fashionable.
: Does this happen a lot? Jackie-O
: Every goddamned hurricane!
: I see Anthony wears a lot of layers around me, don't 'cha Anthony? He's got a tee shirt, a dress shirt, a vest, and a jacket. Anthony
: I'm wearing a jacket because it's Thanksgiving Jackie-O
: You weren't wearing it before. Anthony
: I put it on after Marty got here. Marty
: I appreciate it. It looks nice. Anthony
: I think it belonged to a Kennedy. Marty
: Why? Is there a bullet hole?
: Boy, it's been a long day. Jackie-O
: Not as long as yesterday. Yesterday was 24 whole hours.