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: [Benny holds up a hockey stick
] We can make a stake out of this! Ethan Morgan
: No, no, no, no, no! That's autographed! Benny
: By who?
[Looks at 'signature
: Ryan Seacrest? Really?
: Ahh! Help! My babysitter's a vampire!
: - Holding the Cubile Animus - Hey! I've got your friends in a box! Jesse
: - Holding Sarah by the throat against a tree - And I've got your babysitter! Benny
: Okay, she's really Jane's babysitter. Jesse
: Give me the Cubile Animus! The souls must be transferred now! Ethan Morgan
: Sarah! Benny
: Just give it to him. What're we going to do with a nest of souls anyway? eBay it?.
: If Harry Potter were here, he'd smack you around.
: Did you guys do what I think you guys did? Ethan Morgan
: Raise dead animals from the grave to get a girl's attention? Sarah
: The more those girls loved you, the more they're gonna hate you. Now, how strong was the potion? Ethan Morgan
: Well, Sarah bought us matching cardigans. Grandma
: Yep, you're toast.
: Benny, I just had a vision. The coffee from Lotta Latté, that's what's making this happen. Benny
: Lotta Latté? Figures. You'd have to be brain-dead to pay five bucks a cup for flavored bean juice.
: [after tackling Ethan
] Sorry, bud. I see a ball, I go for it. Ethan Morgan
: I'm fine. Nothing a hospital can't fix. Erica Jones
] David! David! David Stachowski
: Okay. This chick is seriously crazy. What's her deal? Ethan Morgan
: We may never figure that one out. If I were you, I'd run. Erica Jones
: [Chasing after a running David
] I want a love tackle! David! I love you!
: That girl was a total butter-ears. Ethan Morgan
: What? Benny
: Well, I liked everything... but her ears. Ethan Morgan
: Wow. How are you still dateless? Benny
: Ha, ha. I don't... know.