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Ethan (Character)
from "My Babysitter's a Vampire" (2011)

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My Babysitter's a Vampire (2010) (TV)
Benny: [Benny holds up a hockey stick] We can make a stake out of this!
Ethan Morgan: No, no, no, no, no! That's autographed!
Benny: By who?
[Looks at 'signature]
Benny: Ryan Seacrest? Really?

Ethan Morgan: Ahh! Help! My babysitter's a vampire!

Ethan Morgan: - Holding the Cubile Animus - Hey! I've got your friends in a box!
Jesse: - Holding Sarah by the throat against a tree - And I've got your babysitter!
Benny: Okay, she's really Jane's babysitter.
Jesse: Give me the Cubile Animus! The souls must be transferred now!
Ethan Morgan: Sarah!
Benny: Just give it to him. What're we going to do with a nest of souls anyway? eBay it?.


"My Babysitter's a Vampire: Lawn of the Dead (#1.1)" (2011)
Ethan Morgan: If Harry Potter were here, he'd smack you around.

Sarah: Did you guys do what I think you guys did?
Ethan Morgan: Raise dead animals from the grave to get a girl's attention?
Sarah: Unbelievable.


"My Babysitter's a Vampire: Smells Like Trouble (#1.7)" (2011)
Grandma: The more those girls loved you, the more they're gonna hate you. Now, how strong was the potion?
Ethan Morgan: Well, Sarah bought us matching cardigans.
Grandma: Yep, you're toast.


"My Babysitter's a Vampire: The Brewed (#1.11)" (2011)
Ethan Morgan: Benny, I just had a vision. The coffee from Lotta Latté, that's what's making this happen.
Benny: Lotta Latté? Figures. You'd have to be brain-dead to pay five bucks a cup for flavored bean juice.


"My Babysitter's a Vampire: Blue Moon (#1.9)" (2011)
David Stachowski: [after tackling Ethan] Sorry, bud. I see a ball, I go for it.
Ethan Morgan: I'm fine. Nothing a hospital can't fix.
Erica Jones: [Waving] David! David!
David Stachowski: Okay. This chick is seriously crazy. What's her deal?
Ethan Morgan: We may never figure that one out. If I were you, I'd run.
Erica Jones: [Chasing after a running David] I want a love tackle! David! I love you!


"My Babysitter's a Vampire: Die Pod (#1.8)" (2011)
Benny: That girl was a total butter-ears.
Ethan Morgan: What?
Benny: Well, I liked everything... but her ears.
Ethan Morgan: Wow. How are you still dateless?
Benny: Ha, ha. I don't... know.