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: [to the Chance Family
] Anyway, here's my plan: You and Hope come with me to Tibet. Sabrina
: Excuse me. He has a girlfriend. Lucy
: I'm talking to my husband, bitch! Sabrina
: [Lunging at Lucy
] We'll, you want to... Virginia Chance
: [Grabbing Sabrina
] Easy! She's a murderer and you weigh 60 lbs. Jimmy Chance
: [to Lucy
] Are you stupid? My daughter and I, we're not moving halfway across the country, to Tibet, to live with a serial killer!
: [thinking she's caught the man who stole the car the Chances were driving, furiously confronting him face-to-face, and letting the man also know the she is a fan of John Carpenter's They Live
] I came here to deliver a boat and have a nice vacation. Right now I'm all out of vacation.
: [to camera
] I'm alive! You thought I was dead but I'm not. Bam! How do you like them apples? Sabrina
: That was worth sticking around for.
: Okay, it's called geophagy. I sense you have questions. Go ahead! Burt Chance
: [breathes a sigh of relief
] Do you have to wash your hands before you eat dirt? If it falls on the ground is there a five second rule? Have you ever tried sand? Is Mexican dirt spicy? If you swallow an apple seed will you poop a tree?