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: Mom, I'm very happy being a bartender. Sam's Mother
: Well, at one time you were very happy being straight.
] Sam's Mother
: and then Jennifer came along.
: You parents didn't like the house? Sam
: They didn't like you. Jennifer
: What? They loved me! Sam
: I think they think you turned me gay. Jennifer
: Turned you gay? You were sleeping with girls, before I was even kissing boys. Sam
: Yeah, but you're the first girl I ever introduced them to.
: [about Jennifer's questions if she should start a relationship with her boss
] People mix business and pleasure all the time. Take the girl AND the money... Of course if you hadn't turned me gay, I wouldn't be telling you to take the girl at all.
Charles, Sam's Father
: We do love Jennifer. We didn't mean anything by it.
] Charles, Sam's Father
: Come on, Sam. Don't be so sensitive. Sam
: I'm not being sensitive, Dad. People don't just turn gay. Charles, Sam's Father
: You weren't gay until college. In high school you had one boyfriend after the other. Sam
: I also had girlfriends, that I never told you about. Charles, Sam's Father
: Well, I've always been supportive of your lifestyle choices. Sam
: It's not a lifestyle. And it's not a choice. Being single is a choice. Being gay isn't. It's who I am.
: Maybe someday I'll settle down, but I'm never gonna be straight, and I'm fine with that. I love who I am. I am happy for me... I just wish that you were, too. Charles, Sam's Father
: I am. Sam
: No, I don't think you are.
: [Sam enters Jennifer's apartment
] I'm working, Sam. Sam
: You're pissed that Charlie went for me, instead of you. Okay, I get it. I warned you that your heart was still fragile. Jennifer
: This is not about me. Sam
: Well, you're the one that who wanted to make this a competition. Jennifer
: Yeah, but then you and your tied up shirt, and you showing yourself off - you kept going, even after she insulted me. Do you have to conquer every girl, no matter what? Sam
: Are you calling me a slut? Jennifer
: Am I saying slut? Sam
: No, worse. You're thinking it. Jennifer
: I was not thinking you were a slut. You were thinking that I was thinking you were a slut-... Sam
: [raises her voice
] Okay, what would make me not a slut, Jen? Not having sex for thirteen months? Jennifer
: Just because I haven't slept with anyone since Sienna-... Sam
: And just because I slept with two whole people the last week... Look, being able to have sex without becoming emotionally involved, isn't a bad thing. Jennifer
: Yeah, as long as your needs are being met, to hell with what anyone else feels. Sam
: So, this isn't just about that Charlie-thing anymore, now is it?
: Look, you and I did not break up because of some dumb-ass drunken make-out session at a college party. And Sienna she left you a long time ago before we caught in that steam room with Emily. Jennifer
: [raises her voice
] Wait, and somehow this is my fault? She and I-... Sam
: Because you so hate conflict! Jennifer
: Am I having some of it now, aren't I? Sam
] Oh yeah, you're good, aren't ya? 8 years later. It's about time that yo-... Jennifer
] You were perfectly fine and willing to let it go, as long as you don't have to confront the fact, that you've actually hurt someone! Sam
: Instead of dealing with things as they come up, which might actually start - OH MY GOD - an argument, you lie to yourself, Jen. And you tell yourself that everything is just fine! Jennifer
: Tell me how, I should've known everything was not fine, when you and I were making plans to get an apartment together after college! Sam
: Oh my -
: Well, I wasn't ready to marry you! Jennifer
] I wasn't asking!
: But what if where were headed felt too much of an commitment for you, you should've said something. Sam
] I tried
[starts to leave
] Yeah, by shoving your tongue down Kacey Black's throat.
: [after an argument about who's third to bowl. Jennifer is about to bowl
] You were never third. Sam
: Just bowl...
[Jennifer starts to throw
: ... said the slut.
: [about their previous argument
] Maybe I should loosen up... Thirteen months is a long time. Sam
: You don't have to be me, Jennifer. Jennifer
: No, but a bit tougher would be good.
: Your heart doesn't break after one date. Sam
[a beat, serious now
: My heart's only broken once.