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: So we can read her emails, so what? Sherlock Holmes
: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
: Never mind that. We found the case! According to SOMEONE, "the murderer has the case," and we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath. Sherlock Holmes
: I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
: You can't just break into my flat. DI Lestrade
: And you can't withhold evidence. And I didn't "break" in to your flat. Sherlock Holmes
: Well, what do you call this then? DI Lestrade
: It's a drugs bust. Dr John Watson
: Seriously. This guy, a junkie? Have you met him? Sherlock Holmes
: John. Dr John Watson
: I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational. Sherlock Holmes
: John, you probably want to shut up now. Dr John Watson
: Yeah, but come on. No. Sherlock Holmes
: What? Dr John Watson
: You? Sherlock Holmes
: Shut up. I'm not your sniffer dog. DI Lestrade
: No, Anderson's my sniffer dog. Sherlock Holmes
: What, A... Anderson, what are you doing here on a drugs bust? Anderson
: Oh, I volunteered. DI Lestrade
: They all did. They're not strictly speaking *on* the drug squad, but they're very keen. Sgt Sally Donovan
: [holding up a jar
] Are these human eyes? Sherlock Holmes
: Put those back. Sgt Sally Donovan
: But they were in the microwave. Sherlock Holmes
: It's an experiment.
: She's German. "Rache." German for "revenge." She could be trying to tell us something... Sherlock Holmes
: Yes, thank you for your input.
[loudly shuts door in Anderson's face
: Ah, Anderson. Here we are again. Anderson
: It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated. Are we clear on that? Sherlock Holmes
: Quite clear. And is your wife away for long? Anderson
: Oh, don't pretend you worked that out. Somebody told you that. Sherlock Holmes
: Your deodorant told me that. Anderson
: My deodorant?... Sherlock Holmes
: It's for men. Anderson
: Well, of course it's for men! I'm wearing it! Sherlock Holmes
: So's Sergeant Donovan. Sherlock Holmes
] Whoo... and I think it just vaporised. May I go in? Anderson
: Now, look, whatever you're trying to imply... Anderson
: I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat and just HAPPENED to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.
: I believe in Sherlock Holmes. DI Lestrade
: Yeah, well, that won't bring him back.
: Neat, don't you think? Anderson
: Hm... Sherlock Holmes
: What? Anderson
: Not the way I'd have done it.
: [after Laura details a conspiracy plot involving Holmes and Moriarty being in love
] WHAT? Are you out of your mind? Laura
: I don't see why not. It's just as plausible as some of your theories. Anderson
: Look, if you're not going to take it seriously, Laura, you can... Laura
: I do take it seriously. I don't think we should wear hats. Anderson
: I founded the Empty Hearse so like-minded people could meet, discuss theories... Sherlock's still out there. I'm convinced of it.
[the television suddenly breaks the news of Sherlock's reappearance
: Oh, my God. Oh. My. God.
: Linseed oil. Anderson
: Not much use. Doesn't lead us to the kidnapper. Sherlock Holmes
: Brilliant, Anderson. Anderson
: Really? Sherlock Holmes
: Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot.