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: I want it to be a perfect park with a state-of-the-art swing set and basketball courts, and off to the side a lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play. Tammy Swanson
: Wow. If I'd had a park like that when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.
: It's really good to see you, Ron. Ron Swanson
: You've aged horribly. Tammy Swanson
: You... son of a bitch. Ron Swanson
: That didn't take long. Tammy Swanson
] Oh my God! What is your problem? Nothing's changed, has it? Who set the bed on fire? Manager
: [the diner manager walks over
] Excuse me, folks. Ron Swanson
: I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?
] Ron Swanson
: We're fine, we're fine.
[Ron and Tammy sit at different booths apart from each other
: Ms. Swanson, do you, as you claimed, have evidence linking Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt to law-breaking? Tammy Two
[Leslie shakes her head
] Tammy Two
: I have several photographs that will definitively prove... Chris Traeger
: May I remind you that you are under oath and that if you lie, I will fire you and have you prosecuted? Tammy Two
: Nothing. They will definitively prove nothing. You cut me off! Heh heh. I don't have any "evidence"! Oh, Chris, so silly. Okay, bye guys.
[stands up to leave
] Tammy Two
: Leslie, have fun with this trial. Yayy!
[Ethel gives Leslie a thumbs-up
: Basically, we're being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense. Tammy Two
: None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? Who's this tall drink of water? Andy Dwyer
: Andy. Tammy Two
: Hey, Andy. How's it hanging? Leslie Knope
: Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat? Tammy Two
: Well I could do all of these things, and have, but that bitch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot. April Ludgate
: Ew! Andy Dwyer
: Can we take a peek at it? Tammy Two
: Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher, too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and destroy you with just one word. And a jar of acid.
] She's near Tammy 2
: Hey, Ron Ron Swanson
: [Leslie and Ben are visiting Ron and Tammy in jail
] Leslie! Congratulate us! Tammy Swanson
: [Shows Leslie her ring
] Ron's got one just like it on his penis.