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: I see you changed your wardrobe. Got tired o' wearin' your granny's jammies, were ya?
: I got a bad feelin' about this.
: Is she a fast ship? Captain
: She's fast enough for you, Scots man. Whe're ya headed? The Scotsman
: The great unknown. Sailors
: Ooooooooooh... Captain
: Arr, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost ya. Ten Thousand, in advance. Brent Worthington
: Like ten thousand? Dude, we could like almost buy our own ship for that. Dude, I know this guy... Captain
: Yeah... but who's gonna sail it, kid, you? Brent Worthington
: Well, like, yeah, I could. I worked on a boat before.
[upon bringing Jack to a bustling sea port
] The Scotsman
: Ye will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... and the crab cakes aren't bad either.
: I am forever in your debt. The Scotsman
: Ah, don't mention it. So how've you been? Samurai Jack
: [slips back into Brents voice
] Like, totally cool. The Scotsman
[the both laugh it up
: Jump good. The Scotsman
: Yeah, yeah.
: [having been crying on Jack's shoulder
] I'm just overcome thinking 'bout her. How can I live without my bonnie wife? Samurai Jack
: I suggest we waste no time crying then. The Scotsman
: [reaches to a small doorway
] Seems we must find an alternate way out. The Scotsman
: Why? Samurai Jack
: This doorway is so very small and your wife is so very... Scotsman's Wife
] WHAT? Samurai Jack
: Oop! The Scotsman
: [in terror