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from "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" (2002)
[Teak and Phil are fighting over Jessica]
Jessica: [answering the phone] This is Jessica.
Phil: [impersonating Teak] Jessica, this is Teak. I just called to tell you I'm a total jerk and you should definitely go out with Phil, because he's your kind of man. And strong.
Teak: [Teak comes in on a third line] Phil, you bastard. Jessica, it's me, Teak.
Teak: No wait, it's Phil. And you're fat.
Teak: Did you hear that? Phil just called you fat.
Jessica: [impersonating Phil] Wait, I'm Phil.
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