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Jimmy Chance (Character)
from "Raising Hope" (2010)

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"Raising Hope: I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back (#2.22)" (2012)
Nancy Grace: The state screwed up and the last thing they wanted was the public to know about it. So they secretly dropped all charges and cut Lucy Carlyle a fat check.
Jimmy Chance: But she's been gone two years. Where's she been?
Virginia Chance: Shh! Nancy will get it out of her.
Nancy Grace: [to Lucy] So it's been two years. Where you been?
Lucy: Well, the last thing I wanted to do is stick around is stick around town where everyone would look at me like I was a serial killer. And after almost going to Hell, I decided I probably needed a little spiritual guidance. Ed Begley Jr. gave me a second chance and... I wanted to make the most of it.

Lucy: [to the Chance Family] Anyway, here's my plan: You and Hope come with me to Tibet.
Sabrina: Excuse me. He has a girlfriend.
Lucy: I'm talking to my husband, bitch!
Sabrina: [Lunging at Lucy] We'll, you want to...
Virginia Chance: [Grabbing Sabrina] Easy! She's a murderer and you weigh 60 lbs.
Jimmy Chance: [to Lucy] Are you stupid? My daughter and I, we're not moving halfway across the country, to Tibet, to live with a serial killer!

Judge: There may be no mention of Ms. Carlyle's string of cruel, heinous murders.
Jimmy Chance: Yeah but, she killed a bunch of people!
Lucy: Your Honor, he mentioned the heinous murders and you told him not to.

"Raising Hope: Pilot (#1.1)" (2010)
Jimmy Chance: Hey, I talked to a cute girl at the grocery store yesterday.
Burt Chance: Has she killed anyone?

Jimmy Chance: [after child Jimmy pulls his head out of the hole in the floor of the car, flashes to adult Jimmy] I can't believe I'm alive.

Jimmy Chance: [coming home from work] There's gotta be more to life that cleaning the same pool over and over again.
Virginia Chance: [leaving for work] There isn't.

"Raising Hope: Inside Probe (#2.21)" (2012)
Lucy: [Holding a knife to Jimmy's throat] I need a helicopter outta here in an hour, six hundred dollars, and two tickets to Mamma Mia, or my husband's head leaves here in a bag!
[to Jimmy]
Lucy: Do you wanna see Mamma Mia?
Jimmy Chance: No.
Lucy: One ticket!

"Raising Hope: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do (#3.5)" (2012)
Jimmy Chance: Do you know anything about gay people?
Burt Chance: I think sometimes they like to wear handkerchiefs.
Jimmy Chance: Okay, I can work with that.
Burt Chance: Do you need to... buy a handkerchief?
Jimmy Chance: What? No!
Burt Chance: 'Cause it'd be cool if you did.

"Raising Hope: Dead Tooth (#1.2)" (2010)
Jimmy Chance: [spurning her advance] I don't want to do this.
Shelley: Is it the tooth? Cuz I've got whiteout in my purse...