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: The state screwed up and the last thing they wanted was the public to know about it. So they secretly dropped all charges and cut Lucy Carlyle a fat check. Jimmy Chance
: But she's been gone two years. Where's she been? Virginia Chance
: Shh! Nancy will get it out of her. Nancy Grace
: [to Lucy
] So it's been two years. Where you been? Lucy
: Well, the last thing I wanted to do is stick around is stick around town where everyone would look at me like I was a serial killer. And after almost going to Hell, I decided I probably needed a little spiritual guidance. Ed Begley Jr. gave me a second chance and... I wanted to make the most of it.
: [to the Chance Family
] Anyway, here's my plan: You and Hope come with me to Tibet. Sabrina
: Excuse me. He has a girlfriend. Lucy
: I'm talking to my husband, bitch! Sabrina
: [Lunging at Lucy
] We'll, you want to... Virginia Chance
: [Grabbing Sabrina
] Easy! She's a murderer and you weigh 60 lbs. Jimmy Chance
: [to Lucy
] Are you stupid? My daughter and I, we're not moving halfway across the country, to Tibet, to live with a serial killer!
: There may be no mention of Ms. Carlyle's string of cruel, heinous murders. Jimmy Chance
: Yeah but, she killed a bunch of people! Lucy
: Your Honor, he mentioned the heinous murders and you told him not to.
: Hey, I talked to a cute girl at the grocery store yesterday. Burt Chance
: Has she killed anyone?
: [after child Jimmy pulls his head out of the hole in the floor of the car, flashes to adult Jimmy
] I can't believe I'm alive.
: [coming home from work
] There's gotta be more to life that cleaning the same pool over and over again. Virginia Chance
: [leaving for work
] There isn't.
: [Holding a knife to Jimmy's throat
] I need a helicopter outta here in an hour, six hundred dollars, and two tickets to Mamma Mia, or my husband's head leaves here in a bag!
: Do you wanna see Mamma Mia? Jimmy Chance
: No. Lucy
: One ticket!
: Do you know anything about gay people? Burt Chance
: I think sometimes they like to wear handkerchiefs. Jimmy Chance
: Okay, I can work with that. Burt Chance
: Do you need to... buy a handkerchief? Jimmy Chance
: What? No! Burt Chance
: 'Cause it'd be cool if you did.
: [spurning her advance
] I don't want to do this. Shelley
: Is it the tooth? Cuz I've got whiteout in my purse...