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: Hey, I talked to a cute girl at the grocery store yesterday. Burt Chance
: Has she killed anyone?
: [after child Jimmy pulls his head out of the hole in the floor of the car, flashes to adult Jimmy
] I can't believe I'm alive.
: [coming home from work
] There's gotta be more to life that cleaning the same pool over and over again. Virginia Chance
: [leaving for work
] There isn't.
: Do you know anything about gay people? Burt Chance
: I think sometimes they like to wear handkerchiefs. Jimmy Chance
: Okay, I can work with that. Burt Chance
: Do you need to... buy a handkerchief? Jimmy Chance
: What? No! Burt Chance
: 'Cause it'd be cool if you did.
: [spurning her advance
] I don't want to do this. Shelley
: Is it the tooth? Cuz I've got whiteout in my purse...