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[Miss Teschmacher is posing as the victim of a car wreck
] Sergeant Hayley
: She's having trouble breathing sir. What do you think? Major
: Well, I suggest a vigorous chest massage, and if that doesn't work, uh, mouth-to-mouth. Sergeant Hayley
] Yes, sir!
[bends to the task
: [the Major pulls him to his feet
] Sergeant, I won't have one of my men doing anything I wouldn't be prepared to do myself. Sergeant Hayley
] Yeah, but, sir! Major
: Get an ambulance. All right, men. Gather around. About face!