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: I'm supposed to be your caddy *and* carry your clubs?
: Where's my two iron? Louie Anderson
: Well you used it on the tenth hole. Jojo Stomopolis
: Yeah, and...? Louie Anderson
: Well, I thought you were done with it. Jojo Stomopolis
: So you left it there? Louie Anderson
: I'm supposed to carry these things to every hole?
: I'm tellin' ya, Dad, computers. They're the wave of the future. Jojo says so. Andy Anderson
: Thanks for the tip, Louie, I'll be sure to invest my nest egg. Hey, Honey, how much is my nest egg? Ora Anderson
: [Looking in cookie jar
] Three dollars and two oatmeal delights.
] Computers. Ha ha. There's a real growth industry. A passing fad if I ever heard one.
[Grunewald is throwing pebbles at Louie's window to wake him up
] Andy Anderson
: Hey Grunewald, ever hear of a doorbell? Grunewald
: I don't wanna wake everybody up.
: What's going on, Ora? Morning already? Ora Anderson
: No, it's just... I've got some cooking to do. I need to make dinner. Andy Anderson
: Honey, have you looked in the freezer? If the polar ice caps were to melt and flood the earth for three years, we still wouldn't miss a meal.
: Where'd she go? Rabbi
: Someplace good. Louie Anderson
: Think you could be a little more specific? Rabbi
: I can't, and I wouldn't want to be. The world to concentrate on, Louie, is this one. Just know that your grandmother went to a place that you and I... we can't even begin to imagine it. Louie Anderson
: Come on, Rab! You know how it works. Without a ZIP code, this puppy's not going anywhere. This place, is it... heaven? Rabbi
: Some rabbis say yes, some rabbis say no. Louie Anderson
: Will I need extra stamps? Is it nearby? Can she see us from there? Rabbi
: Mmm... some rabbis say yes, some rabbis say no. Louie Anderson
: Well what do you say? Rabbi
: Me? Hmm... Well, I say that some rabbis say yes, and some rabbis say no. Louie Anderson
: Oh man, I knew you were gonna say that.
: Wow! So I was born at the drive-in? Andy Anderson
: That's right, and we would have stayed for the second feature too but the manager tried to charge us for an extra person!
: Why are you limping? Did you get hit in the ear with an ice ball?
: Thanks a heap, Doctor, but I think we'll try our own three-step program.
[Escorts Principal Halloran out the door
] Andy Anderson
: Step one: you leave. Step two: I cure Louie myself. Step three: you leave. Principal Halloran
: But that was step one. Andy Anderson
: Well, you're still here, aren't you?