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: [continuously chops a piece of meat that weighs the same due to his leaning on the scale
] I must be losing my touch. This is a heavy pound of beef.
: [filling up Buster's molasses bucket, he walks off with it
] Aren't you forgetting something?
: [points to the bucket
] It's in there.
: [to Alum
] Try not to snort while you're slurping.
: [dressed up as girls
] Aren't you worried about splitting your mouth open even wider than it already is? Alum
: Don't worry about me, Sister.
: [about the life guard
] That's the Statue of Liberty's husband.
: Put this man in the same cell with me.
, Old Friend of Fatty's Wife
: RESOLVED: "That women were the cause of all our trouble. From now on we cut them out. We stand one for all and all for one.
: Well, I may be fat but at least I'm pretty! Fatty
: Yeah. Pretty fat!