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: Sarge, Haggard's running away again! Redford
: Hold on, something ain't right. Sweetwater
: I know, look at him, he runs like a girl. Redford
: No, not that. I'm talking about something else.
: Saaaarge, Haggard's running away again! Redford
: Well, look at that... Sweetwater
: I know! He runs like a girl!
: Darn it, I just remembered I traded my last piece of beef jerky. Sweetwater
: For what? Haggard
: Cigarettes... but I don't smoke. So I traded them for a tube of back cream. Redford
: You got back problems? Haggard
: No... I was hoping the guy with my beef jerky would want it.