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: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else. Dave Hanson
: What? What? Mike Tobacco
: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away! Curtis Mooney
: Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!
: They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!
: I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!
: ...I'm supposed to read you your rights. But you're in *Mooney's* jail, and in Mooney's jail you ain't *got* no rights!
] Curtis Mooney
: Look at this son of a bitch.