Bill Robinson
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Bill Robinson (Character)
from Fido (2006)

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Fido (2006)
Bill Robinson: Now, I know you're not supposed to have a hand gun until you're twelve... but it can come in real handy.

Bill Robinson: I'd say I'm a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don't remember trying to eat Timmy.
Helen Robinson: Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy... forever?

Bill Robinson: Well, she is over sixty-five, Helen, and old people can't be trusted.
[to Mr. Bottoms]
Bill Robinson: Ain't that right?
Mr. Bottoms: Yeah, we've had a lot of trouble with old people.

Bill Robinson: We're all getting funerals - all three of us!
Helen Robinson: Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.

Helen Robinson: I'm pregnant.
Bill Robinson: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. You're just gaining a little weight.
Helen Robinson: [puts his hand on her belly and giggles]
Bill Robinson: I just don't think on my salary I can afford another funeral.