From "Quantum Leap: Another Mother - September 30, 1981 (#2.13)"
[Teresa has run away when seeing Sam in the role of her mother
Dr. Sam Beckett
Do you... do you think you could go and, and... talk to her again, uh, uh, please?
Mom, I'm eleven. I won't have my psych degree for another fifteen years.
They don't give degrees to the hopelessly stupid.