Andrea Jackson
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Andrea Jackson (Character)
from "The Big C" (2010)

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"The Big C: Pilot (#1.1)" (2010)
Cathy Jamison: You can't be fat and mean, Andrea.
Andrea Jackson: What?
Cathy Jamison: You heard me. If you're gonna dish it out, you gotta be able to look it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people. Jolly attracts them. I know everyone is laughing at you're joke, but no one's inviting you to the prom. So, you can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch.

Cathy Jamison: I want you think of every one these you smoke as taking six months off of your life.
Andrea Jackson: You know what, I'd rather be skinny and die young than be fat forever. What can I say? Fat camp didn't work for me.
Cathy Jamison: Yeah, well, there's gotta be other options.
Andrea Jackson: The blood sugar diet. The protein diet. The starvation diet. The pretending that I don't care strategy. You know what? You would be mean too.
Cathy Jamison: You just need more patience.
Andrea Jackson: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm healed! Thanks, Mrs. Jamison. I should've come to you sooner.
Cathy Jamison: I'll pay you a 100 bucks for every pound you lose. Here. Here's a good faith...
Cathy Jamison: [pulls out money] $23. We meet in the gym every Friday at 2:00 for weigh-ins. If you smell like a cigarette, the deal is off.
Andrea Jackson: This skinny bitch will see you on Friday then.

Cathy Jamison: You can't be fat and mean, Andrea.
Andrea Jackson: What?
Cathy Jamison: You heard me. If you're going to dish it out, you gotta be able to lick it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people, but joy attracts them. Now, I know everyone's laughing at your cruel jokes, but nobody is inviting you to the prom, so you can either be fat and jolly, or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.


"The Big C: The Finale (#4.4)" (2013)
Cathy Jamison: Adam will be with you the whole time in the hospital. You'll do great.
Sean Tolkey: Unless I die on the table.
Andrea Jackson: Say something fast so those aren't your last words.
Sean Tolkey: Oh... Gloria Steinem's tits.