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: [after Mrs. A's news about the baseball game with Big A
] Yahoo! This is gonna be the best news of the century! Farley Drexel 'Fudge' Hatcher
: [mumbling sadly
] But what about Uncle Feather?
Farley Drexel 'Fudge' Hatcher
: Guess what, Pete? Peter Hatcher
: What? Farley Drexel 'Fudge' Hatcher
: I'm getting married tomorrow. Peter Hatcher
: Get married? Isn't this kind of sudden? Farley Drexel 'Fudge' Hatcher
: No. Peter Hatcher
: Well, who's the lucky bride? Farley Drexel 'Fudge' Hatcher
: Sheila Tubman! Peter Hatcher
: Sheila Tubman? What? You're marrying the Queen of Cooties? Farley Drexel 'Fudge' Hatcher
: You bet!
[hoots and hollers triumphantly
: [groaning despairingly as he is out after he finally gets a hit at the baseball game
] Oh, no! Thrown out by my grandmother! My own grandmother had thrown me out at first base! Oh, noooooooooooo!