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Merle Dixon (Character)
from "The Walking Dead" (2010)

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"The Walking Dead: The Suicide King (#3.9)" (2013)
Daryl Dixon: He helped us get out of there.
Rick Grimes: Yeah, right after he beat the shit out of you.
Merle Dixon: Hey, we both took our licks, man.
Daryl Dixon: Jackass.

Merle Dixon: Man, look like you've gone native, brother.
Daryl Dixon: No more than you hanging out with that psycho back there.
Merle Dixon: Oh, yeah, man. He's a real charmer, I got to tell you that.

Rick Grimes: [to Michonne] Hey, do you know Andrea?
Merle Dixon: Yep, she does. Her and blondie spent all winter cuddling up in the forest. Mm-mmm-mmm. Yeah. My Nubian queen here had two pet walkers. No arms, cut off the jaws, kept them in chains. Kind of ironic now that I think about it.

"The Walking Dead: I Ain't a Judas (#3.11)" (2013)
Merle Dixon: You're the farmer Hershel.
Hershel Greene: And you're the black sheep Merle.
Merle Dixon: [looks at Hershel's leg] How'd you lose it?
Hershel Greene: I was bit.
Merle Dixon: Bit? You hack it off yourself?
Hershel Greene: No. Rick did.
Merle Dixon: Awful kindly of him.
Hershel Greene: Saved my life. Gave me more time with my girls. Game me more time with your brother. Can't put a price on that.
Merle Dixon: Can't put a price on anything any more.

Merle Dixon: [to Hershel] When the Governor returns, he's gonna kill me first. Michonne, my brother, then your girls. Glenn, Carl, the baby, whoever else is left. He'll save Rick for last so he can watch his family and friends die ugly. That's who you're dealing with.

"The Walking Dead: This Sorrowful Life (#3.15)" (2013)
Merle Dixon: I don't know the reasons for the things that I do. Never did. I'm a damn mystery to me.

Merle Dixon: You gotta play the hand you're dealt. I only got one.

"The Walking Dead: Chupacabra (#2.5)" (2011)
Daryl Dixon: I ain't nobody's bitch.
Merle Dixon: You're a joke is what you are. Playin' errand boy to a bunch of pansy-asses, niggers and democrats.

"The Walking Dead: When the Dead Come Knocking (#3.7)" (2012)
Merle Dixon: So tell me, where y'all been at?
Glenn Rhee: It's just a matter of time before they come looking.
Merle Dixon: I'll bake a cake with pink frosting. Would they like that? Ain't nobody coming.
Glenn Rhee: Rick is. And when he gets here...
Merle Dixon: He's gonna do nothing, not if he wants you and Bo Peep back. Think I'm in this by my self?
Glenn Rhee: You can't take us all. There's too many of us.
Merle Dixon: There ain't a pair of nuts between the whole pussy lot of you.
Glenn Rhee: We've been on the road, not hiding in some dungeon. Rick, Shane, Daryl, Jim, Andrea.
Merle Dixon: Really? Is that right?

"The Walking Dead: Killer Within (#3.4)" (2012)
Merle Dixon: How come we never hooked up?
Andrea: You called me a whore and a rugmuncher.
Merle Dixon: Got a way with words, don't I?

"The Walking Dead: Walk with Me (#3.3)" (2012)
Merle Dixon: Now, how's about a big hug for your old pal Merle?

"The Walking Dead: Home (#3.10)" (2013)
Merle Dixon: [Daryl's leaving Merle and going back to Rick's group] Where're you going?
Daryl Dixon: Back where I belong!
Merle Dixon: I can't go with you! I tried to kill that black bitch. Damn near killed that Chinese kid.
Daryl Dixon: He's Korean.
Merle Dixon: Whatever. Doesn't matter, man, I can't go with you!
Daryl Dixon: You know, I may be the one walking away, but you're the one who's leaving. Again.

"The Walking Dead: Hounded (#3.6)" (2012)
Merle Dixon: Look at this. She sent us a biter-gram, y'all.

"The Walking Dead: Tell It to the Frogs (#1.3)" (2010)
[first lines]
Merle Dixon: [delirious from exposure] Merle: That's right. You heard me, bitch. You got a problem? Bring it on if you're man enough, Or take it up the chain if you're a pussy. You heard me, you pussy-ass noncom bitch. You ain't deaf. Take it up the damn chain of command or you can kiss my lily-white ass.
[wheezy laughter]
Merle Dixon: That's right. That's what I said. You heard me. And then this idiot, he takes a swing, You know, and well...
[laughs wheezily]
Merle Dixon: Oh, you should've seen the look on his face when I punched out his front teeth. Yeah, five of 'em. Pow! Pow! Just like that. Huh. Oh my God. 16 months in the stockade... Oh, that's what them teeth cost me. Ah, that was... that was hard time, but by God, it was worth every minute of it. Just to see that prick spit his teeth out on the ground.
Merle Dixon: Yes sir, worth every minute.
[suddenly realises he is cuffed to a pipe on the roof]
Merle Dixon: Oh no. No no! No no! No no! God! God! No no! God! Jesus! No no, merciful Christ! No no. No no. God, help me! God! God! Jesus, please! Jesus, please. Help me! Come on now! Help me...
[sees Walkers trying to get through the door, unable to break it because of the chain]
Merle Dixon: Ohh, Jesus, Jesus, help.
[starts sobbing]
Merle Dixon: No, Jesus. Jesus. No no no no no no. Please. I didn't behave, I know. I know I'm being punished. I know. I... Oh, I deserve it. I deserve it. I've been bad. Help me now. Show me the way. Go on, tell me what to do. Tell me. Tell me. God!
[rolls under the pipe to reach a nearby handsaw]
Merle Dixon: That's okay. Never you mind, silly Christ boy. I ain't begged you before. I ain't gonna start begging now. I ain't gonna beg you now! Don't you worry about me begging you ever! I'll never beg you! I ain't gonna beg you! I never begged you before. Oh shit. No!

"The Walking Dead: Guts (#1.2)" (2010)
T-Dog: [into walkie-talkie] Anybody out there? Hello? Anybody read? I'm hoping to hear somebody's voice 'cause I'm sick and tired of hearing mine.
Merle Dixon: Yeah, well, that makes two of us. Why don't you knock that crap off? You're giving me a headache, boy.
T-Dog: Why don't you pull your head out of your ass? Maybe your headache will go away. Try some positivity for a change. Damn.