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: [to Bernie and Greg
] I need you to... remain... on... the vehicle!
: Officer, do you mind telling me why you're arresting these men? Officer LeFlore
: Oh, mercy. It just gets better and better. This is none of your business, looky-loo! Jack Byrnes
: At ease, son. Put down the taser.
[pulls ID out
] Jack Byrnes
: Jack Byrnes, C.I.A. Officer LeFlore
: C.I... what?
[looks at the ID
] Officer LeFlore
: It says here you're retired. What are you gonna show me next, your AARP card. Jack Byrnes
: Now you listen to me, and you listen good... Bernie Focker
: What's he doing? Greg Focker
: Don't worry, he's going to get us out of this. Jack Byrnes
: You have no right to... Officer LeFlore
: Stand down, sir! Jack Byrnes
: No, I will not stand, you will stand down! Officer LeFlore
: I will not stand down! Jack Byrnes
: Oh, you will stand down or you will be walking a beat at a retirement home in Boyton Beach... Officer LeFlore
: [shoots Jack in the chest with the taser, Jack starts shaking
] Remain calm!