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: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes? Samantha
: I can remember lots of things.
[the bride arrives at the church, obviously out of it
] Brenda Baker
: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer. Ginny
: Try *four*.
: Don't be a smartass. Mike Baker
: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.
: Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday. Samantha
: It's okay. I'll recover. Brenda Baker
: It's important to you. And yesterday morning, you were trying to tell me.
: It's okay, Mom. These things sometimes happen. Brenda Baker
: Oh, honey, I just feel miserable. Samantha
: You'll feel better. Mike Baker
: Who died? Brenda Baker
: Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister? Mike Baker
: What? Are you kidding? Where should I start? Brenda Baker
: I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot. Mike Baker
] Classic. Brenda Baker
: Deep down, he's really sorry. Samantha
, Brenda Baker
] No, he's not.
: Don't be a smart ass. Mike Baker
: Okay, I'll be a dumb ass.
: [to Sam
] I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots. Mike Baker
: Yeah, well she's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts!