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: What do you mean, there are different levels of friendship? Taco
: Yeah, definitely. Ruxin
: Look, there's the United Nations, then there's the Security Council, okay?
[Motions to the whole group of Pete, Kevin, Taco, Andre and himself
: United Nations...
[points to Pete and Kevin
: Security Council.
[Points to Andre
: See, I told you Ruxin would wreck the weekend Pete
: Wrecked? The guy took a punch in the face from Antonio Gates, put it up! Ruxin
: Well actually I slapped him and then fell running away, but... Kevin
: Hey, counts!
: [Pete has invited Andre to go with him on a pre-paid couples weekend originally planned for Pete and Meegan's Anniversary
] Welcome to the Lark Meadow Hotel and Spa, you checking in? Pete
: Yea, Pete Eckhart. Claire
: Ok, let's see... ahhh, Happy Anniversary Mr. Eckhart. Pete
: Thank you very much. Claire
: Congratulations to you both. Andre
: Oh, thank you. Claire
: Looks like we have a lot of romantic activities planned for you, um starting with a romantic dinner for two in a private dining room, followed by our candlelight couple's massage. Um, how long have you been together? Andre
: Fifteen years.
: Right after graduation, you guys rolled me my first joint. That's it. I kept it. I got crazy high. Kevin
: Ruxin, you told me you told him! Ruxin
: I never told him, how do you tell someone that? Do you know what is in that joint? Andre
: Weed! Kevin
: No, not weed. Our pubic hair.
: Where were you at, man? Taco
: I was just having sex with some girl in a Prius. I love having sex in Priuses, 'cause you're not only having sex, you're saving the environment too.
: You better be careful m'lady, 'cuz Jack the Ripper's slicing up losers.
: When's Heather getting here? Andre
: Oh, she can't come. She's eight months pregnant so she can't fly. Taco
: Oh man, that was gonna be my wedding gift for you! Andre
: To get my sister pregnant? Taco
: No. I was gonna not have sex with your sister. I was gonna spare you the awkwardness of knowing that we were rubbing wet spots on your special weekend. Andre
: Don't... Please don't say wet spots. Taco
: How did she even get pregnant? She hates it in that hole.