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: [Lady Holiday has just given Miss Piggy the entire backstory for the movie
] Why are you telling me all this? Lady Holiday
: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.
: I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck. Nicky Holiday
: [breathing down her neck
] Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.
: Give Stanley a tip, Nicky. Nicky Holiday
: For complimenting you on your necklace? Lady Holiday
: No, because it's customary. Nicky Holiday
: I haven't any change. Lady Holiday
: Then give him something bigger. Nicky Holiday
: *Bigger*? I left my wallet at home. Lady Holiday
: You left your wallet in college.
: Carla, the neckline on that gown is too high, don't you think? Carla
: I rather like the effect. Lady Holiday
: You like looking like an ostrich? Carla
] Of course not, Lady Holiday. Lady Holiday
: And Marla. Too many frills and furbelows, I don't think we should strive for the fan-tailed pigeon look, do you? And you, Darla, that outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose, like the folds on a turkey's neck. Why would I design such atrocious looking clothes?
[sitting down with a heavy sigh
] Lady Holiday
: I *must* be getting senile.
[she presses a button on her desk
] Voice over intercom
: Yes, Lady Holiday? Lady Holiday
: We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow, all my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals. Miss Piggy
: Ahem! Lady Holiday
: Good heavens, who are you? Miss Piggy
: My name is Miss Piggy, and I would like to be a high-fashion model! Lady Holiday
: Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're headed.
: Well, as you can see from this small sampling, modeling is my life. It is my destiny, I shall accept nothing less. Lady Holiday
: I can offer you a job as a receptionist. Miss Piggy
: [jumping up and down and shouting
] AAAAAAAHHHHH! I'll take it! I'll take it! Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, you won't be sorry, I promise. I can type, I can take shorthand, I can make coffee, I can do it all! Lady Holiday
[Miss Piggy immediately sits down and calms herself
] Miss Piggy
: I can sit. I'm very good at sitting.
: Nicky, that's my new secretary dancing out there. Nicky Holiday
: Which one? Lady Holiday
: The pig.