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Professor Max Krassman (Character)
from The Muppet Movie (1979)
[Professor Max Krassman has just put Kermit in the electronic beanie]
Miss Piggy: [desperate] Please! Please! Not my frog, please!
Max Krassman: Say goodbye to your frog, pig!
Miss Piggy: Why should I?
Max Krassman: Because in 10 seconds, he won't know *you* from kosher bacon.
Miss Piggy: [furious] That does it!
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