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Tommy Cooper (Character)
from "Heroes of Comedy" (1995)
Miff Ferrie: I am fed up covering up for your mistress. Buying hush-hush train tickets, organising passes.
Tommy Cooper: You should thank Mary. I wouldn't be running round the country earning you money if she wasn't by my side. I'd be out playing golf with Ronnie Corbett.
Miff Ferrie: [exasperated] There is a reason why monogamy works, Tommy. It's less tiring.
Tommy Cooper: I can't give up Mary, Miff. I love her.
Miff Ferrie: And what about Dove?
Tommy Cooper: You can love two women.
Miff Ferrie: Until you get caught!
Tommy Cooper: No, I mean it. I'm not proud of it. I'm ashamed, but it's true. Dove has been my life - put me on stage, made a man of me. If anyone hurts her or the family, I'll rip their head off.
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