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[after being stabbed in the shoulder, Ghostface is about to strike the final blow
: Wait, no, you can't! You can't! There's rules! I'm gay! I'm gay!
[Ghostface pauses and tilts his head
: I mean, if it helps.
[Ghostface continues stabbing him
: This... you film your entire high school experience and what, post it on the 'net? Robbie
: Everybody will be doing it some day. Charlie Walker
: It's kind of the one component the killer is missing. Gale Weathers-Riley
: Wait, what do you mean? Charlie Walker
: Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. Robbie
: Yeah, it's like the natural next step in the psycho-slasher innovation. I mean you film them all real-time and before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace. Charlie Walker
: Making your art as immortal as you. Charlie Walker
: [speaking same time as Robbie
] Not to implicate him. Robbie
: [speaking same time as Charlie
] Not to implicate me. Sidney Prescott
: So who do you think is doing the murders. Charlie Walker
: Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly. Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. Robbie
: Copyright terms, by the way. Charlie Walker
: Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror studios green-light. I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche. Robbie
: Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence, that blows the doors off, gallop some music video direction and the kill's gotta be way more extreme. Charlie Walker
: Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay.
] Gale Weathers-Riley
: So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake? Robbie
: Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent. Charlie Walker
: Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away? Robbie
: And, then the school's 'hot chick' savage beyond recognition. Charlie Walker
: We all know where it goes from there...? Sidney Prescott
: A party. Charlie Walker
: Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third-act-main-cast bloodbath. Robbie
: Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
: You're a movie knack Kirby, what's your favourite scary movie? Kirby Reed
: Bambi. Dork. What? Charlie Walker
: That's funny Kirby!
: You guys are unbelievable, you're playing fucking trivia games? The cops are gonna come for us, they're gonna shut down my website. We're so dead!