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: So, I'm just curious about what happens at the Purity Ball tonight. Eddie Jackson
: Well, it's a Christian event designed to strengthen the bond between fathers and daughters. We make a covenant... of purity, like an oath. And then we exchange promise rings and, uh we do some chastity prayers. It's fun. Sheila Jackson
: Wow. Do they have these, um, balls for young men? Eddie Jackson
] Why would they?
: [while giving birth on the floor of the Gallagher living room
] Give me another consonant, Carol!
: We've just kicked a confession out of ice cream Alec, he's admitted to dipping his nob in the tubs. Sheila Jackson
: What, he took little Jody! Frank Gallagher
: We don't know till he comes out of theatre!
: [Coming out of a depression-fueled daze
] What time is it? Are you skipping school because of me? Debbie Gallagher
: I didn't wanna go anyway. All anybody ever does is try to copy off me, but no-one wants to sit with me at lunch. Everybody's mean. Middleschool's stupid. Mean girls suck. Sheila Jackson
: My daughter's a mean girl. I don't know how it happened. Debbie Gallagher
: It's not your fault. Sheila Jackson
: But I'm her mother. Debbie Gallagher
: If how we turn out is all about how our mother is, then I'm pretty screwed. Right?
: You abused her. Frank Gallagher
: She asked me to! Norma
: Walloping her? Frank Gallagher
: What? When? Sheila Jackson
: Frank, you never! Frank Gallagher
: [to Sheila
] Fuck off!
[turns to Monica
] Frank Gallagher
: When? Monica Gallagher
: That May Bank Holiday. Frank Gallagher
: You hit me in the face with a pan of fucking porridge! Monica Gallagher
: And you hit me back! Frank Gallagher
: So, Queensbury rules. You broke me nose and two front teeth, up to Casualty looking like Ann fucking Widdecombe. You started it, you mad bitch!