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Funeral Director (Character)
from "My Name Is Earl" (2005)

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"My Name Is Earl: Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck (#2.14)" (2007)
[after Earl has insisted that he wants a traditional funeral]
Funeral Director: [disappointed] A Box, you want a box. You want the Number Three Package, with the Blue suit, the Hillview Plad, Pachelbel's Canon in D on Organ, with the Stargazer Lillies, and a card with the Twenty-Third slam on it.
Earl: Not the Cannon that Sounds a little Dangerous. Should I just go to Nathanville?
Funeral Director: No, I'll do it. I need the money, I get sued a lot.