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Edward 'Eddie' Haskell
: Hey fellas, you wanna feel something? Chester Anderson
: What? Edward 'Eddie' Haskell
: Feel my upper lip. Tooey Brown
: Hey, don't tell me you're startin' to shave! Edward 'Eddie' Haskell
: What do you mean, startin'? I been shavin' for over two months. Chester Anderson
: I've been shavin' for six months. Wally Cleaver
: No foolin'? Chester Anderson
: Almost once a month.
: Now all we gotta do is get some skin to cover the boat. Theodore Cleaver
: There's no animals around here got that much skin. Wally Cleaver
: The Eskimos use seal skin. What are we gonna use? Chester Anderson
: Hey, my father's got an old raccoon coat. Maybe we could use that. Tooey Brown
: Aw, cut it out. Who wants a fuzzy canoe?