From "The Larry Sanders Show: Everybody Loves Larry (#5.1)"
Sometimes I do wish I was gay recently because I find you very attractive. I know it's not a gay thing because the feelings I have when I'm with you, it's the kind I have with a woman I like. It's like a warmth or a buzz. It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you. It's very confusing to me, do you understand?
I'm a little uncomfortable.
Oh God, it's 6:30, I gotta go.